‘Offensive’ fairy bread tutorial angers Aussies
i'll die mad about this
Mrs Sheepie
[irl / Australia]
Mrs Sheepie
it's a stupid hill to die on but i refuse to live on flat land
Lofwyr
couldn't he just have said "I got inspired by fairy bread and made this different dish" because that's what he did
Mrs Sheepie
It's just the audacity that he's claiming he's doing it right even when he's blatantly disregarding the defining factors of fairy bread
Blue Emus
...WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY
Mrs Sheepie
RIGHT
Ｗｈｏ Ｄｉｄ Ｔｈｉｎｇ？
YEAH THIS AIN'T IT i'm from Kentucky and I know better LMAO
Ｗｈｏ Ｄｉｄ Ｔｈｉｎｇ？
random ass sprinkles wtf\
Mrs Sheepie
like sprinkles is the catch-all name for tiny sugar items sprinkled on desserts but like
Mrs Sheepie
no
Mrs Sheepie
like you can probably use stick sprinkles for it, in a pinch, but that's still Less Correct
Mrs Sheepie
ALSO TODAY I LEARNED
Mrs Sheepie
these are apparently called nonpareils?
these are apparently called nonpareils?
Mrs Sheepie
that's a Freckle
Ｗｈｏ Ｄｉｄ Ｔｈｉｎｇ？
we like to call things weird names
Mrs Sheepie
i'm curious to know what those are actually* called
Mrs Sheepie
*actually as in by people and not by like. wikipedia
Ｗｈｏ Ｄｉｄ Ｔｈｉｎｇ？
we call them nonpareils
Mrs Sheepie
well that's boring
Dragomorph
...i have concerns about australian tastes
Mrs Sheepie
which part
00000000
I'm mostly stuck on the "sprinkles in butter" part, but that's because I can't stand the texture or taste of unmelted butter
Mrs Sheepie
that's fair. i don't actually like eating fairy bread
Dragomorph
On white bread.
Blue Emus
well for some context, fairy bread is also very much like. a thing for kids.
Blue Emus
It's a thing that is served basically at kids birthday parties and nowhere else
Blue Emus
also it is one of those things that does not seem like it should work, and yet when you eat it somehow does
Worser Punk 💥
nonpareil is the name of the sprinkle
Worser Punk 💥
the chocolate discs with nonpareils coating them are sometimes called nonpareils but it's like... calling Werthers Originals toffees
Worser Punk 💥
made of, common usage, not actually
Ｗｈｏ Ｄｉｄ Ｔｈｉｎｇ？
i've always called the disks nonpareils /shrug
Worser Punk 💥
yeah it's common! and not wrong, per se, more that - how are words work I am english good
Worser Punk 💥
calling the disk a nonpareil is fine and calling the candies "toffees" is fine and neither is incorrect, but "what is a nonpareil" "it's the sprinkle" "what is toffee" "it's this confection no matter what form you put it in"