Ziri✖O
Also, things I was not expecting: Hannibal Lecter himself to decide that Aerith Gainsborough should be Protected
Ziri✖O
Maybe not in so many words exactly but I'm??? In love with this??
Latroma
... I... uh...

That's kinda amazing right there
Monster Muffin
XDDDD well I mean
Ziri✖O
My gosh, goodness help the castmate that apps in that has a bad history with her or the day she develops negative CR she's sort of built a small army of allies and associates just by existing near them for extended periods of time
Pikaboo
I mean he slit his daughter figure’s throat without compunction, so...
Monster Muffin
she does benefit society so
Ziri✖O
Aerith shows up, aggressively sparkles at people and they're like "I have no idea who this girl is but I will absolutely kill someone for her if necessary" and she's like
Latroma
snickers
Ziri✖O
"...what is happening i didnt even have to bribe anyone this time"
Latroma
castle full of hero types
Ziri✖O
Some of these people she collected are not what anyone would call hero types
Corpse Sniffer
Corpse Sniffer
(for her, not at her)
Ziri✖O
Aerith has villains she's befriending
Latroma
heh, good point.
Corpse Sniffer
lio isn't exactly considered a hero, and hannibal definitely not
Corpse Sniffer
idk who else she's got now
Ziri✖O
Lio is her fancy crime boy spicy brother and she loves him very much
Ziri✖O
Kay Foresight better hekkin sleep with an eye open if he shows his handsome mug in the Greening
Ziri✖O
*Kray, phone pls i know what I mean
Corpse Sniffer
lio will strangle hojo with his bare hands
bean check
Zack shows up and is just like "Aerith who have you been talking to"
Ziri✖O
"Um? Everyone, why?"
Corpse Sniffer
god zack can come lio would be okay with this
Corpse Sniffer
(aerith does need to be stopped)
bean check
she starts getting Like That, Zack just picks her up over his shoulder like "okay we're coming back to this conversation later, you gremlin"
Corpse Sniffer
that works when you're taller than her zack
Ziri✖O
"???? Wow, first of all, rude"
bean check
"I'm sure you can make me put you down if you want to"
Ziri✖O
"no are you kidding I can't remember the last time I was carried anywhere this feels nice"
Corpse Sniffer
AERITH
Ziri✖O
What
Ziri✖O
She's allowed to want to be carried around sometimes!
Ziri✖O
don't be mad because you don't have a cute guy to carry you everywhere
Janzoo
oh my god, that right there is a sentence I never expected to read lmaooo
corpse bride
Julien certainly has the noble knight schtick down, but the whole being a vampire thing is probably points against them
Janzoo
I know I'm not in the game but thank you for sharing that all the same lol
Janzoo
heaven help Sephiroth if he shows up
Ziri✖O
Sephiroth is already there
Ziri✖O
But he came from Crisis Core before his meltdown and has several games of CR under his belt and knows what's going to happen if he goes home
Ziri✖O
So technically he doesn't really count but you should've seen the look Aerith shot him because she's post-Dirge of Cerberus
Ziri✖O
(I take her from that point because it allows her to make Creepy Commentary about anything post OG should she ever get castmates)
Ziri✖O
if post-meltdown sephiroth does show up Aerith is going to slap the snot out of him even if she has to sit on somebody's shoulders to reach
Ziri✖O
....or just kick his knees out from under him and then slap him
Corpse Sniffer
look he may not add much but he'll help!
Corpse Sniffer
why are all your friends hot aerith
Ziri✖O
She's just lucky she guesses /s h r u g???
Ziri✖O
(This is why her luck is notoriously bad, it all got used up rigging the hotness meter for her friend group)
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
/wants to play Tifa again
Ziri✖O
but do you want her in the body horror creepy spoop game tho
Miri
Give Seph more castmates yes
Miri
Aerith is terrifying, send help pls
Ziri✖O
W a o w, rude????!!
Miri
cough
Miri
Well, who else do you know can tame Seph enough to play with his hair?
bean check
.... body horror you say /eyes the soldier boy
Miri
yep, there's been body horror already in the first intro log XD much fun
Miri
Aerith took the flower girl gig waaay too literally
Ziri✖O
LOOK IT WASN'T ON PURPOSE come onnnnn
Miri
bean check
did you do hanahaki
Corpse Sniffer
join us tho
Ziri✖O
bean check : no she drank faerie punch and it gave her a bad case of the blooms
Ziri✖O
it looks like Hanahaki though!
bean check
Aerith no
Ziri✖O
Look she kept rescuing other people and nobody properly explained what the fae are like she didn't know
Ziri✖O
How was she supposed to know what the lavender drink did??
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
Yes, Tifa in body horror
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
You do the best body horror imo, Ziri
Ziri✖O
Awwwwww~!
Ziri✖O
Also, Tifa in body horror town with a walking nightmare I MEAN
Ziri✖O
ahem
Ziri✖O
What timeframe were you planning on pulling Tifa from?
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
if anything....end of remake
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
I need to watch an lp
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
/makes a note when she gets home
Ziri✖O
OH NO THAT'LL BE WORSE :'D
Ziri✖O
Because Aerith's from after Dirge, and I haven't even seen the remake
Ziri✖O
so Aerith's going to take one look at her and be like "...something's fishy and idk what but that's a tifa but not my tifa"
Miri
Seph will amusingly be clueless as well
Miri
the last Tifa I think he dealt with was a post-Dirge one lol
Miri
either post-dirge or post-ac lol
Ziri✖O
Oh my gosh guys I think Aerith just collected an Avenger
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
I can find a dirge lp....
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
too
Miri
Miri
Miri
Miri
(yes I legit have lp's and cutscenes of all ff7 related games on hand)
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
hehe
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
I just need to rest and not die. I live in NTX and it is hot and humid and I work essential retail at Sam's club. I helped curbside pickup today and it ia brutal
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
Miri : But anyway, thanks. I am Taco.
Miri
𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖆
I play badass ladies. and one genderswapped Cloud
Miri
You're welcome, I am Miri~ as it says on the tin (aka username)
Miri
I play badass men/assholes and one genderswapped Seph
go тo вread
Also incorrect, Aerith
go тo вread
Otoha carried you
Ziri✖O
...THIS IS TRUE
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