[fe3h] AU where EVERYTHING is the same except the Kingdom characters first and middle names are switched

our sword boy Hugo and his slutty bestie, Jose

like they are perfectly valid names yet in this context feel cursed

no way
jose

jose

why must you curse us Jess

Just the Kingdom? No Valentine von Goneril?

Feral Alexandre

anyone without a von

i'm losing it over hugo

tbh alexandre feels like it good feels dimitri's look but also... feels very generic for his look lmao.... i guess dimitri also sort of does? but it feels more unique

or maybe i feel like that because i know it's connected to demeter as a name

yeah it's a bit too on the nose

Dimitri is better

Fantine

Fannie

....see now that I'm reminded of Annette's middle name I just want a thing where they're putting on Les Mis and Annie gets cast as Fantine and sulks because THIS IS TYPECASTING or something