oh no

need to let the kittens get'em

LIZARD FRIEND

before i opened this i genuinely thought it would be a crab in your corner

lizards sound like an upgrade

I do not like house lizards that evade me, like this gecko- he ran into the light in the stairwell where I can’t reach and now I will nervously try to fall asleep and worry about him climbing on my face in the night

he just wants to save you 15% on car insurance

so thoughtful of him to break into my home and remind me