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things that make you go hmm

this is why the Jurassic Park Water Park area never took off

they must have a zombie outbreak

watch out for the dinos is the water

it's a magical liopleurodon, Charlie!

It honest to god took me several rereads

When I was very young my grandma had a house in Florida that we used to visit and i don’t remember much but I DO remember seeing alligators just hanging out along the sides of pools sometimes so uh

I thought this meant something else at first

Florida Rules: If you can't see the bottom of the water, there's an alligator in there.

...do you know I've lived here for five years and I've never actually seen a wild alligator

My brain just skipped over the error at first, I couldn't see what was wrong with the sign

https://youtu.be/...

god damn if that isn't the perfect trailer for the coronavirus pandemic

god right