[Work] I will probably be slow to respond to anything tonight. I think literally half the city is firing off fireworks, and that means the other half is all calling our number to complain about the other people, so we're probably going to be getting back to back calls for hours.

sounds about right

I think the fact that everyone is shut up in their houses has made this 4th of July worse. :C

People are going NUCKIN' FUTS

This woman is arguing with me over what the police will and will do, and she will not shut her fucking gob!

I swear, I've talked to her before, and she always argues with me and then is like "You just sound like you have a problem, you're just givin' me a hard time, you need to get over your problem!" and I'm just mentally screaming "BITCH. I DIDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM UNTIL YOU REFUSED TO LISTEN TO THE WORDS THAT WERE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH. I DON'T GIVE TWO

FLYING FUCKS WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW, OR HOW YOU WANT THIS TO GO, BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE AND OPEN YOUR GOD-DAMNED EARS AND LISTEN TO WHAT THE FUCK I AM SAYING TO YOU"

>8C Aaaaaand now I got an old redneck screaming at me because her neighbors are doing fireworks, and she's just ranting about everything.

/E y e twitches/ Woman, I don't give two god-damned flying fucks about your life fucking story. SHUT. UP. NONE OF THIS FUCKING MATTERS TO THE TOPIC AT HAND

This woman WON'T FUCKING S H U T U P

I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME THEN LET YOU RANT AT ME OVER THE STATE OF THE WORLD

I...I think...I think it's stopped...! I THINK THE FIREWORKS ARE OVER ;A;

/KNOCK FURIOUSLY ON WOOD!/

Boy that sounds like a hell of a night

It absolutely is. I've got a fuckin' migraine, at this point, and every time I have someone call up and give me fuckin' sass over their need to scream about neighbors shooting off illegal fireworks, I just want to go off.

Like. Bitches. I'm not the one shooting off the fireworks. I have to sit here and deal with them in my neighborhood, too, and I'm the one who can help you make them stop in your area, so stop flapping your lip at me like you think you're someone special and just give me the information I need and shut the fuck up so we can both go on with

our lives!

But of course, I don't. I just keep on my chipper, happy, upbeat voice and pretend like talking to them isn't like chewing on glass for me right now, because it's my job. >X/

I just had a woman who absolutely refused to believe that the fire department wouldn't help her get a spider out of her fire detector, and acted like it was just RIDICULOUS that I should expect her to call the manufacturer of the device so they could tell her what she could do to get it out of there, and if I wasn't going to connect her to the fire dept, she

would just hang up and call 911 herself.

People really did just guzzle an entire keg of dumb bitch juice tonight, didn't they?

Apparently