ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
https://images.plurk.com/KjmWzfb1QpiMMEfYkuKXu.png good one, bucky
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
hehehe buck <3
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
someone take his super hero card away
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
it was clearly a mistake to give him one
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
they were clearly desperate during the war
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🎄𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
no let him keep it it's fine
final~heaven
teddy would lose his geek cred if he didn't clock bucky right away okay
final~heaven
you're dealing with a master nerd
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOL no that's true :/
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
god if he knew Teddy thought he was cool his ego wouldnt be able to fit thru a door anymore
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
"Ted, look how fast I can choke someone out look look!"
final~heaven
hah don't disappoint your fan
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
and that's when Teddy realized Bucky was a dork like every other kid and he never believed in miracles again.
final~heaven
he also won't make fun of bucky's rumor. he's seen steve, he has eyes. he gets it.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
right??
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
like, everybody got a crush on Steve. Dont lie to yourself guys
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
also Ted you're a blond beefcake too so grab the world by the tail and enjoy
final~heaven
i'm losing my mind because I realized that bucky is only two years older then teddy at their canon points. this changes everything. lmao
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOL y e p
final~heaven
future bucky will lose all his adult cred
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
Bucky just turned 20 and is a fucking twink :/
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOLOL yeah
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he fact he ever had any is HI-larious
final~heaven
most of his adult cred came from looking intimidating and carrying a gun anyways lbr
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
yeah fair and then you listen to him try and develop a plan and you're like "............ snerk"
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
BACK IN MY DAY SUPER HEROES WALKED BOTH WAYS UP HILL
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
IN THE SNOW
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
IT BUILT CHARACTER
final~heaven
it's okay bucky. teddy will make you a hero encyclopedia of everyone. read up.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
lol tell him which ones are jerks
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he ALMOST mentioned Logan but then was liek
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
FUCK THAT GUY (fuu)
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
fuckin canuck homewrecker!!!
final~heaven
the logan/bucky feud is nowhere anyone wants to be
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOLOL not if they know what's good for them
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
also introduce him to the other sassy brunette super hero boy that's around here somewhere!!
final~heaven
he has to find him first.
final~heaven
but once he does he'll definitely be like "and bucky barnes is hereomg"
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
haha
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
"he is such a spaz omfg"
final~heaven
he's relatable
final~heaven
sidekick bucky walked so that the young avengers could fly lmao
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
YEAH GREAT RUB IT IN TEDDY gdit he wishes he coudl fly sooo bad
final~heaven
teddy can help him fly 8'D
final~heaven
strike the titanic pose mid-air buck
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
.... fuck ok they need to have fly nights then
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
HE WILL (fuu)
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
as he shoots bullets through the air!! B-)
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
YEEEHAW!!!
final~heaven
haha at least we know he won't run out of things to shoot in deerington
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he wouldn't leave his bed if he couldnt shoot things
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he'd just eat ice cream and turn into a sad blob
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
wow rude
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
how dare
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
just leave him to rot here teddy
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
there's another season of Leave It To Beaver he needs to watch
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
when I stop being a total fail I will throw Tony at you
final~heaven
pfff not happening. he'll spoil it for him if he has to. get out of bed buck. : |
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
I swear I'm not usually this flaky
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
F U C K
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
starkravinghazelnuts dude it's all good!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
isht happens
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
june kicked my butt
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
July has to be better
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
(yea)
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
also Bucky's one encounter with TOny in canon turned into him blowing a hole in the helicarrier and then freeing everyone like a murderous little gremlin
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
it was pretty great
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
wow
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
impressive
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
lol it was the one time he was kinda cool in his canon
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
WOW YOU WOULDNT LAST ONE DAY IN THE 40s, ALTMAN (fuu)
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
final~heaven
ew why would he want to old man
final~heaven
a world without wikis is not a world he wants to live in
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
....... tbh bucky doesnt wanna go back
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
He sits in front of his deerington ac unit like he is praying to his god
final~heaven
deerington is better than the 40s because its equally awful but has the better tech
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