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: YES WE DAMN WELL SHOULD fight me they made thor the god of real world human vikings and real world human vikings did human sacrifice SO YOU KNOW THE GOATS ARE MILDER ALL TOLD
HELL YEAH his goats are the best and also he has mjolnir now so like. theoretically he could do the thing where he resurrects them after feasting on them i have the power
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: also I just had the most hilarious image of like Thor and his buddies go down to earth and accidentally convince humans that they are Gods which is a Funny, Good Time and then like a hundred years later Heimdall is like UH GUYS YOU MADE A MSITAKE and they're like what why and they look down and the Vikings are like. blood eagling people
"that wasn't me I don't know where they got that from definitely has nothing to do with me" "FOR THOR" shouts warrior as they brutally kill each other and other groups and cover themselves in blood and dance crazed having lots of sex and violence
"they just totally got that name at random, really all-father and heimdall, not like, specifically me fucking around down there or something" "FOR THOR, AND THE ALL FATHER, ODIN, AND FREYA" /mass battle blood letting sacrifice raiding other countries continues
i read something funny once about how some historians think the celtic swirls/triskelion is a symbol for what the druids see when they get high on actual shrooms
also the dionysus part means lots and lots of wine and filling the wine with drugs so it should allow people a choice based on how much someone drinks etc
i really just want all the ancients to go full pagan while the moderns look on like WHAT THE EFFIN FUCKpan & i plotting in the depthsyeah this is really inclusive!! they'll love it!!"FOR THOR" shouts warrior as they brutally kill each other and other groups and cover themselves in blood and dance crazed having lots of sex and violence
"FOR THOR, AND THE ALL FATHER, ODIN, AND FREYA" /mass battle blood letting sacrifice raiding other countries continues