Bucky's deerlyBeloved
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
Bucky's deerlyBeloved
Bucky's deerlyBeloved
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
NOW GO MAKE FUN OF HIM
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
it's so gd hard to find art of Buck that isn't when he's 14-16 years old 
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
GIVE ME MY BEEF BOY, MARVEL! he's fucking 20
COOL GUY ZONE
LMAO BLESS
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
go make fun of him, you say
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
Don't let this virgin pass you by! YEEEEEES
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
this is th eonly panel I've enjoyed where the artist made him his age
this is th eonly panel I've enjoyed where the artist made him his age
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
but the rest of the art is sooo shitty ugh!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
BUCKY TEACH HIM YOUR NON-VIRGIN WAYS
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
get him a gf!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
starkravinghazelnuts YES! go slap him around
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
he isn't sure how he accidentally got his own! he and skye were sleeping together for a year before they even like talked about feelings lol
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
well shit
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
Tony! Help him get a gf
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
how does one girlfriend????
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
snort
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
Tony help him
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
well, here's how you don't do it
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
takes notes
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
don't show up with giant life-size bunnies or strawberries or anything your would-be gf is allergic to
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
should I get a pair of my own aviators too? 
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
yes
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
k
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
honestly, how Tony and Pepper got together is a mystery 
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
yeah that was sheer stubbornness on the screenwriter's part LOL
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
also 
also
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
but yeah get some aviators and a snappy suit (not terribly practical in Deerington but details) and then let's talk
💠ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴜᴇ.
(no actually don't, Tony has zero business giving relationship advice haaa)
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
perfection
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
haay spidey! he remembers you! You were the one cool Avenger in the future bro
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
this is what I love about this boy... he just goes and steals a german tank and bursts thru the wall like the kool-aid man
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
well he hopes so :|
ᴅɪxᴏɴ.
lmao the complete lack of time between shouldn't and will
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOL
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
there was hardly a second's pause
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
bucky like "go ask steve"
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
Steve has better things to do than dole out relationship advice 
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🎄𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
don't ask steve
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🎄𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
u think steve knows how relationships work, he only knows because anyone he remotely dates is very good at taking initiative and doing the relationship part for him, he just shows up and does steve things
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
yeah that's kinda what he expected he figured his Steve just let Peg do the work and he just.... was there
he figured his Steve just let Peg do the work and he just.... was there
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🎄𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
yea so his relationship advice is
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🎄𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
find a woman who is assertive and knows what she wants, end
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
kay cool... waits for a Nat to come along :3
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
WAY TO TELL HIM CAP IS HERE, GUYS 
!!!
!!!
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🎄𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
steve's internal thoughts like "did he just say holy moly"
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
uhm you better fuckin believe he did bruh
𝕨𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕚𝕟🎄𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒
also nobody told him that bucky and nat were a thing so
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
wanna find out how many times he can say "swell" in one conversation? ;D
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
WELL look it's a future thing and it goes to shit for no reason and then he's a sad panda
final~heaven
pffff yes good. something alec can mock him about later.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
wow
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
we can't all be good looking with a warlock boyfrand GOSH ;A;!!!!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
with a cool neck tattoo
final~heaven
take comfort in the fact that alec is also still a virgin by his canonpoint and only like 2 seconds into his relationship.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
aaHA!!!
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
so not even a sick neck tat can get you laid automatically it seeeems
final~heaven
lmao
final~heaven
I can imagine bucky thinking alec would be a good wingman and then having to deal with the actual reality that alec is as lost as him.
final~heaven
especially if he wants help picking up women
final~heaven
/gay panic intensifies
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOLOL I love it
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
/practices kissing on his hand
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
I will say, though, Buck is an excellent wingman so Alec
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
^he's lying
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
if you need help with the menfolk he can execute like a mother fucker
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
WOW
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
NO
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he is a fucking hype man bro
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
he knows how to sell his friends
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
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ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
just... not himself 
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
LOLOL
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
SCREAMING
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
CREAMING
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
jfc Bucky
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
....
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
bucky is not creaming wow ignore that
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
isn't he
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
no he is not 
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
go play with your goats!
final~heaven
what bucky should do is use alec to get close to magnus and learn from the real master. lol
Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ.
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ohhhh ok I like that yeah "Magnus, this is Bucky. He's going to sit and observe for awhile"
"Magnus, this is Bucky. He's going to sit and observe for awhile"
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
SCREAMING
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
dont you wag your goat tongue at me
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
ʙᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ғᴜᴄᴋʏ
final~heaven
lol you may have to be the one to slap him if he asks terrible questions he's form the 40s
he's form the 40s
final~heaven
he definitely will