Can confirm that normal cats teleport. I turn my back on my little cat and find her in a completely different room seconds later, curled up like she's been there for ages.
(it had french-fold doors, so she might have stuck a paw under, pulled it open, slipped in and had it snap shut behind her, but we were never able to properly replicate that theory ourselves and resigned ourselves to the fact that she could teleport, but had bad aim)
we figured it was magnetic problems! We had a ton of travel games between us, which were all magnetic pieces, plus a lot of magnetic poetry sets that went in there for lack of anywhere else to put them
truthfacts
I might've posted this before, but that's a fuckin' power move and I respect it
I'd seen the first one, but it got better!
I always blame The Kibosh, which was a poem in Cricket Magazine
Can confirm
makes me giggle every time