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[intro plurk] Hi I'm Mica, I'm acquiring new friends, and it's time once again for a plurk that introduces. As one does.
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The Phantom Tollbooth is a children's fantasy adventure novel written by Norton Juster with illustrations by Jules Feiffer, published in 1961.
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The book received rave reviews and has sold in excess of three million copies, and has been adapted into a stage play, a film, and I shit you not
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an opera
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Illustrator's revenge for the Three Demons of Compromise: Juster is the Whether Man.
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No Compromise!!!!
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PAIN IS TEMPORARY
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GLORY
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IS forever.
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THE PLOT OF THIS BOOK, IT GOETH THUSLY:
Alkapwnd
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Milo is a young twerp who is experiencing the childhood emotion of having all day with no responsibilities and no expectations and yet he is bored
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At the time I first read this book I sympathized deeply with Milo, but now I kind of want to kick him. This is what it means to grow up.
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He receives the gift of a magic tollbooth
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which is sort of like a magic wardrobe
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except unlike the pevensie children he
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A: has to pay for the privilege
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and B: is not going to be given sovereignty over a foreign nation for his trouble
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And now you can identify the difference between american and british portal fantasies
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So Milo gets in the handily provided child-sized electric car, dries through the totally not suspicious and legit magic tollbooth, pays his fare, and is transported to the shattered lands of what was once the kingdom of rhyme and reason
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Now it's a hot crock of puns and wordplay with neither rhyme nor reason and no the puns do not ever stop
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The story then follows Milo as he identifies the central conflict of the missing princesses named, yes you guessed it, Rhyme and Reason, and goes on a quest to rescue them from their exile and restore them to their proper place
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It's pretty episodic, and would make a very trippy miniseries
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It's sort of like if Alice in Wonderland had a baby with The Magic Schoolbus, I would say
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Milo bounces from adventure to adventure, meeting such difficulties as a literal place called the Doldrums where you basically depression-nap yourself to death if nobody stops you
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Dictionopolis, the kind of place where you can be arrested for using the wrong pronouns and are required to literally eat your words
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(they kinda make the words look weirdly delicious in the animated movie)
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and Digitopolis, where Milo gets trapped in a big recusive math loop for a while
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I think my favorite bit is the tower of infinity, which was so evocative that one time I put it in a D&D campaign and it took my players two hours to realize that it was a literally infinitely-long stairwell and that they had better stop trying to get to the top
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There's this haunting scene where Milo is climbing up and he meets someone going the other way
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neither can reach the other's beginning point, but while they both stand in the nebulous middle of an infinite set, they are able to converse
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once they part ways, there is no way for them ever to meet again
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good shit
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It's got this very weird tone, the whole thing, which fits very well with the chaotic looney-toons style of animation that the movie is done in; sort of crazy but with a purpose, and winking sidelong at the reader the whole time
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I've never seen the stage production, but I'll just bet it's a hoot
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The best character is the dodecahedron, gate guard of Digitopolis, who's rhyme has stuck with me forever, reminding me of what a D12 is
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It starts off like:
My sides they are many
my faces not few
I'm the dodecahedron
and who are you?
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and its v cute
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Literally Looney Tunes. Chuck Jones did the animation sequences.
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yes he did! It's a really good film.
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I met Norton Juster and have a signed copy. He lives (lived? hopefully he's not dead yet...) in the area near my college and did a signing NOT TWO WEEKS AFTER I FIRST READ THE BOOK
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look the acid trip fable of my childhood was The Point, okay.
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A local theatre group was gearing up to do the musical.
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He had a federal grant to write a children's book about architecture and... wrote this instead.
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Norton Juster is 91 years old, but not dead yet
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\o/
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I cannot emphasize enough how much of a mindfuck this book is, because it is willing to treat absolutely terrifying mathmatical truths as character traits and that leads to some real good ghost stories and interesting dangers
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The one town where they could buy and sell sounds?
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And the conductor that conducts not music, but the dawn itself? then he sleeps in and the cosmos just kinda forgets how to exist for a hot minute?
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And don't get me started on all the demons
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that shit was spine-crawling as a kid
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it's still p good and v punny as an adult
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I recently found my copy, it'd fallen completely apart from re-reading
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I bound it back together and made it a new cover, so I can read it again
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and I reccomend it highly to anyone who needs an interesting dose of educational nonsense in their lives
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also I'm sure you can find the movie online somewhere, even if not legally
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it's quite old, but a classic
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ANYWAYS
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Welcome, new friends and old. I'm Mica, and this has been an intro plurk.
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tel me ur favorite bits from phantom tollbooth
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I waaaaaaant to say the movie is available on... Prime?????? I know Quinn was looking for it a while back and I think they turned it up but don't quote me.
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this is hands-down the best intro plurk i've ever encountered
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Juster also said at the signing that the illustrator was his downstairs neighbor at the time.
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فك يو : thank you i strive for excellence
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If you enjoyed this one, you should look for some of my others haha
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