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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:08 PM
[ health ] Why Googling Symptoms is Hilarity, by Cass, age 36
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:08 PM
me: okay this back/chest/whatever pain is still here this morning, i'm going to google stuff JUST TO BE SAFE
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:09 PM
me: ok heart attack, figured, let me google symptoms in general and specifically for women cuz i know they are different
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:09 PM
google: right so if you have arm pain that is a symptom!
me: okay but both of my arms hurt all the damn time that's out
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:10 PM
google: if you feel lightheaded or dizzy that is a symptom!
me: right, but if i look over my shoulder or stand up too fast i get dizzy, that's normal for me
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:10 PM
google: if your jaw hurts that is a symptom!
me: ........ i grind my teeth all the time that's out
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:10 PM
google: if you're experiencing shortness of breath that is a symptom!
me: i can breathe fine what a relief
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:10 PM
google: a list of other general symptoms
me: i experience all of this on a daily basis what the fuck
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:11 PM
in conclusion: fack
Ash!!1
@rileyboi
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:11 PM
real
Ash!!1
@rileyboi
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:11 PM
google: its ur period or a heart attack
Ash!!1
@rileyboi
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:11 PM
every symptom
Ash!!1
@rileyboi
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:11 PM
no in between
cass 🐅
@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:11 PM
you forgot cancer
Ash!!1
@rileyboi
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:11 PM
OR CANCER, TRU
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:12 PM
wheeze
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:12 PM
anyway if this persists tomorrow i'll call my doctor and see what she says but i'm not overly concerned
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:13 PM
it is not the first time i've had weird pain and it turned out to be heartburn/gas/my period/my body rebelling/the dark lord coming for my soul
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:13 PM
also the weather is SUPER FUCKED lately going from warm af to cold so i'm sure that's playing a huge part
Ash!!1
@rileyboi
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:40 PM
yea there's a big storm incoming toward the east coast too
Ash!!1
@rileyboi
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:40 PM
it's been wrecking my sinuses all day wheeze
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:53 PM
ughhhh i was wondering
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@bromances
Sun, Jun 7, 2020 6:53 PM
allergies in general have just been fucked this year
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