[haus] ....huh.

So this morning Sergio is taking mom to an orthopedic person to have a look at her hip and knee because it keeps getting more and more swollen

So I come downstairs to see if they've left and to comfort the dog that someone has actually left!the!house! and grab some cereal

And there's this van that's parked in the spot where Sergio's usually car is and that's unusual so I'm keeping an eye out to make sure it's not Frank or someone come by for retribution because we didn't pay the HOA for various reasons

This absolutely jacked dude comes out in a sleeveless tank top

And I finally get a better look at the van and it's Mr. Maid; the male cleaning service.

And he's come to help out the ladies in the back condos and I'm pretty sure I just saw a porno in the making

oh my god

oh my~

LMAO bless

i hope they have a wonderful morning

just some good clean fun

spooky queer : get out with those puns

i see you

my coping mechanisms are puns and coffee, don’t judge me

ahdkjsda that is amazing

you can almost hear the bad synth music playing already

This did not go in the direction I thought it would go and I

i wanna know if they’re wearing masks in the porno

Oh my GODBLESS

suddenly i want to hire a maid service.................

ahhahahaha

I mean he put up a really nice lattice today so

Totally