Gabiluzbad
Okay everyone get in here and line up to receive your new government mandated superpower
Gabiluzbad
"What government?" The Benevolent Dictatorship of Eric
ShaynaIsHere
Rama
MaxSalsa
How dangerous!
ღ zipper noises
Mrs Sheepie
i was gonna say i don't want the Cheetos administration deciding on my superpower
Gabiluzbad
ShaynaIsHere
: Firebreath
mask of pride 🌸
grimellekin
dragon time
lay it on
Gabiluzbad
Rama
: Short range teleportation
00000000
Gabiluzbad
MaxSalsa
: Invulnerbility
MNK Zoomies
Gabiluzbad
ღ zipper noises
: Ability to talk to animals and be understood
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
I'm ready
Gabiluzbad
Mrs Sheepie
: Superhuman strength
Gabiluzbad
mask of pride 🌸
: Ability to talk to plants and be understood
ღ zipper noises
hell yeah I'll take it
Mrs Sheepie
fuckng baller
Gabiluzbad
grimellekin
: Telekinesis that only effects candy and pastries
Uncontrollable
Wreck me
Gabiluzbad
dragon time
: Can eat an unlimited amount of food with no ill effects
Gabiluzbad
00000000
: Shapeshifting but only at night
Gabiluzbad
MNK Zoomies
: X-ray vision
Gabiluzbad
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
: Is a 100% infallible lie detector
grimellekin
yesssss
Gabiluzbad
Uncontrollable
: bagel creation
連続犬
hit me
MNK Zoomies
interesting
interesting
Gabiluzbad
連続犬
: Superhuman speed that grows faster and slower depending on the phase of the moon
連続犬
SICK
Gabiluzbad
You are fastest during a waning crescent
連続犬
IM INTO IT
Rama
How short range are we talking here. Line of sight?
Gabiluzbad
like 20 feet
Rama
I ca work with it
Gabiluzbad
Gabiluzbad
ability to grant superpowers to others
Coffee Zombie
Reporting for duty, sir! o7
Uncontrollable
...I hope they're good bagels.
❆𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻
𝔞𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔫𝔞✶𝔞𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔰
oh shit sweet
grimellekin
hey dragon make them sweet bagels and i'll telekinetically throw them at our foes
Gabiluzbad
Coffee Zombie
: Can transform into a Kamen Rider
Gabiluzbad
Uncontrollable
: They're as good as you want them to be
Uncontrollable
grimellekin
: Who are our foes?
Coffee Zombie
/steals the above emote because
MaxSalsa
Invulnerability in retail? That's about the best cheat code I could ask for.
Gabiluzbad
❆𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻
: Flying
grimellekin
Uncontrollable
: whoever we first throw a bagel at i guess!!
❆𝒮𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻
that's my ideal superpower~
Gabiluzbad
Did I miss anything?
Gabiluzbad
anyone*
Blighty
give me please
✧ Navigator ✧
ShaynaIsHere
I'd be down to burn shit up!
Cold XC
yorp
Gabiluzbad
Blighty
: Invulnerability but only to emotional damage
Echo
Hello, yes.
Gabiluzbad
✧ Navigator ✧
: wall crawling
Gabiluzbad
Cold XC
: Ability to cause bad luck to befall you right now in exchange for good luck you can save for later
Gabiluzbad
Echo
: Ability to make a perfect copy of any inanimate object that weighs less than 2.5kg
Cold XC
shit I could use that
Gabiluzbad
Save up your luck for when it really matters
✧ Navigator ✧
well that could certainly be handy
Echo
Ooh, I have ideas for this. : D
Echo
Thank you.
Kung Fu Chef
What is my power? : o
Gabiluzbad
Kung Fu Chef
: The ability to repel vermin
Gabiluzbad
bugs and shit will not get closer to you than you allow them
vered
make me Secretary of State of the Benevolent Dictatorship of Eric
vered
I'll create your national strategy
Vehrec
heyo
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
Vehrec
I hope you get shapeshifting Hannah!
Gabiluzbad
vered
: Mind control
Gabiluzbad
But it doesn't work on me because I'm the one who gave you the power
Gabiluzbad
And yes you can be my secretary of state
Gabiluzbad
Vehrec
: Ability to phase through solid objects
Gabiluzbad
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
: Sadly I already gave someone shapeshifting so you get the ability to travel physically through the internet
Kung Fu Chef
Gabiluzbad
: HELL YEAH
Blighty
Oh... I need that...
Bolt Vanderhuge
Hit me up, give the the power
Gabiluzbad
Bolt Vanderhuge
: The power to supercharge other people's powers temporarily by punching them
Bolt Vanderhuge
How very obtuse and yet hilarious
Bolt Vanderhuge
I like it
dragon time
oh, the ultimate power
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
I'm OK with this
Lightning Bolt
gimme gimme
Gabiluzbad
Lightning Bolt
: Time stop, but you can't actually effect anything while time is stopped, just move around
Lightning Bolt
can i sleep in the time stop
Lightning Bolt
and do i age in it
magnet
do meeee
Gabiluzbad
Lightning Bolt
: No because you have to concentrate to maintain it
Gabiluzbad
magnet
: psychometry
magnet
that's basically Moody Blues right? I'm Abbacchio now, sweet
Princess Emily
OK
Gabiluzbad
Princess Emily
: Earthbending
Freakin Bat
Princess Emily
...... cool
Gabiluzbad
Freakin Bat
: You can read people's minds but only if they're thinking about you
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