What's the idiot way?

on the eye

right on that orb

I can't parse this sentence.

Right on that sapphire-colored orb, surrounded by curtains of...

...how can you even define that specific tone of hair color in purple prose, I just can't think of a way

strands the color of freshly-tilled earth

nothing says romantic like agricultural work

I mean, pastoralism is a whole thing.

i grew up in the middle of nowhere, kansas, and when you get a bunch of farm kids together and ask them to write poetry.....

I. What even's going on here

Bad translation, that's what.