p/ntzgef

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:20 PM

good thing he specified in the game's intro that all characters are 18 or older even when text specifies otherwise

moontouched

@rukafais

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:20 PM

WHAT

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:20 PM

yep

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:21 PM

oh right I forgot about that

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:22 PM

senpai is a year ahead of yandere-chan, and they're in high school, which makes them 18 and 18

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:22 PM

senpai has a little sister who's two years younger than him, in other words 18

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:23 PM

Yandev please stop

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:24 PM

She has a secret and a mysterious aspect to her personality

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:24 PM

the reason for this is that it hasn't been finished yet

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:24 PM

perhaps someday she will finally have one developed

moontouched

@rukafais

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:26 PM

it'll be dlc

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:27 PM

HGWGUHGJHGD

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:27 PM

A few years after graduation, still wearing her high school uniform and mysteriously remaining a teenager through probably the power of murder

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:27 PM

a modern day elizabeth bathory

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:27 PM

https://images.plurk.com/2csd0gllvACjtku867o1dU.png

The protagonist is listed according to game lore as being 17 years old. Which is to say, 18

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:28 PM

eternally seeking devotion from the blandest men she can find, for centuries, killing his suitors and bathing in their blood to keep herself eternally young

@MadarFoxfire

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:28 PM

oh, that's a different porn game than the one I was thinking of

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:28 PM

anyway if you want a fun glimpse into the yandev mind hole, look at the wiki page for yandere-chan's family

𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲

@phainein

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:29 PM

i think you mean TWO porn games

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:30 PM

there was another?

𝗕𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗩𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲

@phainein

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:30 PM

behold

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:30 PM

Wow that family page

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:31 PM

Such lore

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:31 PM

can I launch Yandev into the sun yet

@MadarFoxfire

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:32 PM

the other game is Crush Crush which has a non-porn version

@MadarFoxfire

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:32 PM

its a clicker dating sim

@MadarFoxfire

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:33 PM

it's really dumb, I say, having spent multiple hours on it

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:34 PM

WAIT

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:34 PM

IS HER BIRTHDAY MARCH 31 OR APRIL 1

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:34 PM

THEY CAN'T EVEN KEEP THAT CONSISTENT

@MadarFoxfire

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:34 PM

she was born on a leap year

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:34 PM

a special leap year where the leap day was in march

⏏️ndrusi

@Andrusi

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:34 PM

march 32

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:35 PM

April 1 is the most common birthday for fictional characters by a huge margin

⏏️ndrusi

@Andrusi

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:35 PM

(if I wanted to take it seriously I would assume she was born at midnight)

⏏️ndrusi

@Andrusi

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:35 PM

also a long line of yanderes...

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:35 PM

~yandere bloodline~

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:36 PM

the crush crush profile lists yandere-chan's bust size as "varies"

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:36 PM

which feels ominous

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:36 PM

is it weird to say that just from skimming both their Crush Crush wiki pages I think Generica sounds way more interesting than any version of Yandere-chan?

Ken

@mugennoken

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:37 PM

There’s some stuff in here that makes me go “this guy only has a cursory ‘I watched some fan subs’ knowledge of Japanese, huh.”

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:38 PM

correct

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:38 PM

if you mean Yandev, then to be honest even that feels like giving him too much credit

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:38 PM

at one point an actual Japanese person went down the character name list, rated each one for cringe, and suggested alternative names that were real names but gave the same feel

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:38 PM

none of these alternative names were used, of course

@AngelLeriel

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:39 PM

he’s got a real strong “everything I need to know I learned from TVTropes” vibe

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:39 PM

my personal favorite is the nurse named Nasu

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:40 PM

oh my god

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:40 PM

as intended to be naasu, or just 'nurse' in Japanese

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:40 PM

but no

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:40 PM

Eggplant the nurse

@sanduophon

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:40 PM

i can't believe yandev wrote the character who wrote fate stay night

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:41 PM

it's like if a japanese game dev made a game set in america, started by naming a blacksmith "Smith", then went on to name a web developer "Web Developer"

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:55 PM

OK poll though

@quinn2win

Tue, May 19, 2020 4:55 PM

which one is dumber: