someone opend my package, put my brand new crochet book on the kitchen counter, and then by the time I woke it it had been covered in toast crumbs.. like really?

yeah, unfortunately after the last few days I'm not terribly surprised

WTF. I'd be pissed off. I'm careful with my books!

right? like, I know its just an little pattern book but this shit is important to me

Whose legs do we need to break and make it look like an accident?

likely my brother