Mrs Sheepie
after this heist i should try and get Tyler out there more
Mrs Sheepie
be social, my loser son
sailor bii
be social
Mrs Sheepie
he's too busy this week, since he's doing a fucking Gym Rush in the hopes of becoming Fly Capable before the end of the week
sailor bii
and we still need to find out deets for their SS Anne Heist
Mrs Sheepie
yeah. so between doing gyms and the heist, he can probably roam around a bit and like. meet people??
Mrs Sheepie
he should try and Make Friends outside of TR
sailor bii
he should
sailor bii
it's good to have some
sailor bii
at least some people you casually talk to
sailor bii
maybe an Armin or two
sailor bii
god, i hope he and Armin do become legit friends
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Everyone just become armin's friend. Armin just needs to be everyone's conscience in TR
sailor bii
just so poor Armin is secretly friends with two Rockets
Mrs Sheepie
he does actually want to make a sign dictionary for armin
sailor bii
... he actually is Steven's morality pet, that's the sad thing
Mrs Sheepie
bc the kid is so genuinely interested, and tyler is desperate for people who can understand his first language
Mrs Sheepie
(no pressure armin)
sailor bii
also. imagine Armin going '????' at Lydia/Tyler
sailor bii
true
Mrs Sheepie
i mean
Mrs Sheepie
as much as we keep like projecting this Sweet Innocent Kid onto him, he's a war veteran and knows what prostitutes are
sailor bii
well yes
Mrs Sheepie
so it's not like he can't come to other conclusions
Mrs Sheepie
but going ???? at lydia/tyler is 100% legitimate bc they do not look like they mesh at a glance
sailor bii
OH NO, he's not a sweet innocent kid. he just. is interpreting things a little generously
sailor bii
when it comes to steven
sailor bii
as i said to rika in discord
sailor bii
Steven: I'm really an awful person. Like there's a reason I'm dating a murderous space tyrant. You should run away screaming.
Armin: But what if you just think you're awful because of PTSD and your space tyrant boyfriend is tricking you.
sailor bii
no but this is an actual conversation they had
sailor bii
badly summarized
Mrs Sheepie
i want him to go to the ruins of alph still. doesn't ford have a gym there
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Armin...
sailor bii
he does
Mrs Sheepie
FORD LET HIM SHOW YOU HIS BIG BOY
sailor bii
we were going to go on a road trip to alph
sailor bii
we still need to some weekend
sailor bii
after tyler's licensed to fly so we can turn that five days on the road to twenty five hours in the air
sailor bii
twenty to twenty-five
Mrs Sheepie
yesssssss
sailor bii
she'd love the ruins. they're full of ghosts
Mrs Sheepie
(also i just checked ford's roster and he doesn't have an aerodactyl 83 )
Mrs Sheepie
i genuinely have no idea how common aeros are
sailor bii
but yeah, like, steven and armin bonded over games and nerdery and science fiction and Steven's willingness to listen and discus Armin's odd theories
sailor bii
and also Steven's willingness to tell Armin stuff about the ocean from his world
sailor bii
and so like. even though Armin hates Steven's boyfriend the very most because he's friends with all the vault hunters
sailor bii
and also Jack's estranged daughter
sailor bii
he really is assuming Steven's an okay person who just. doesn't know he can do better than Jack
sailor bii
SO YES. yes. i hope he and tyler also become cute friends
sailor bii
i hope that so much
Mrs Sheepie
i might make a network post for him later being like
Mrs Sheepie
"since there's been interest i might start making a sign dictionary. if anyone has words they'd like me to specifically show them let me know"
Mrs Sheepie
and just try it all from memory
sailor bii
'how do i sign team rocket sucks?' asks my rocket
sailor bii
with all sincerity
Mrs Sheepie
"sign T and R with your middle fingers"
sailor bii
'Beautiful. A+.'
sailor bii
(no but the hilarious thing is, everyone in TR sincerely talks such shit about TR because when they do, they don't mean their part of TR but all the world natives.)
Mrs Sheepie
when i've done some hw i will legit set up that network post
Mrs Sheepie
and hopefully people will be interested, haha
sailor bii
Greg would want to learn
sailor bii
he thinks Tyler's a nice kid
Mrs Sheepie
i would still love to mug a PC with his hypnosis bullshit but that's a hella tall ask, lmao
sailor bii
unfortunately, he's been too friendly with mine i think
sailor bii
it's easier to mug people you don't know
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Ludicrous, if you know someone you know how to take advantage of them
sailor bii
easier on the conscience, emet
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He just ignores that
Mrs Sheepie
he'd try both just to see which one might be easier
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thats the spirit
Mrs Sheepie
he'd try it on emet just to prove a point
Mrs Sheepie
lmao
sailor bii
i mean
sailor bii
given Tyler's way of mugging
sailor bii
that's fair
sailor bii
tyler's way of mugging is gentler
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LMAO honestly do it
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It'll piss emet off, but honestly he's cranky anyway
Mrs Sheepie
emet seems like he'd be condescendingly smug about it to his face when they go and meet up for brunch
Mrs Sheepie
so tyler just. proves it works
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i mEAN HE CAN RESPECT THAT but he'll also be pissy
sailor bii
see. tyler mugs people with hypnosis
Mrs Sheepie
it's the best
sailor bii
my guy mugs people with gassing them at his nicest
sailor bii
and. uh. his bare hands at his not-nicest
sailor bii
it really is easier to do that to strangers
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Emet won't care either way, he'll fuck someone up whether he knows them or not. With his bare hands, or not. Moral relativism etc etc
sailor bii
oh emet
Mrs Sheepie
fish deranged hello frendo i added you specifically so i could say i want tyler to introduce his aerodactyl to ford
fish deranged
i mean
fish deranged
ford loves a big ol dino
fish deranged
he'd be down
Mrs Sheepie
big ol dinos~
Mrs Sheepie
and an elgyem from the ruins bc psychics
fish deranged
aw
fish deranged
ford is super fond of those, since he started with one
fish deranged
he's been working for like four years to try and decode their language
Mrs Sheepie
ah man, that's super cool
Mrs Sheepie
tyler has a natu as like. a makeshift hearing aid. so he's gotten good at understanding his birb
fish deranged
oh that's precious
fish deranged
bird orb
fish deranged
borb...
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thats so cute...
Mrs Sheepie
the bossiest borb...
Mrs Sheepie
he lowkey wants to collect psychics, i think he'd be fascinated by unown
fish deranged
well ford has 50000 of them and can always breed more
fish deranged
so
fish deranged
fingerguns
fish deranged
stanford pines voice please im begging you i have so many eggs
fish deranged
take one, take ten
Mrs Sheepie
ahahahahaha
Mrs Sheepie
too bad they're being used for Crimes
fish deranged
it's fine just don't tell grandpa about it
fish deranged
really don't
when it comes to rockets he doesn't play by the 'pokemon battles, no punching' rules
fish deranged
that's dumb
fish deranged
you punch crimes
Mrs Sheepie
YEP tyler is careful about not telling people that
Mrs Sheepie
he likes not being punched
sailor bii
yup
sailor bii
at some point he and my rocket man are going to go do Ford's gym
sailor bii
though not today
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
I see all of you guys discussing armin
Mrs Sheepie
we love armin
Mrs Sheepie
but no I was saying armin is the final straw for Tyler making an auslan dictionary, and also that he's a good boy who I think Tyler is starting to genuinely enjoy the company of
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Armin would love it and he’d try to learn some signs
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
At the very least greetings and how are you’d to start with
sailor bii
Armin is the best boy
Mrs Sheepie
I'm gonna make a post where he asks what words people might wanna learn
sailor bii
he should be the external conscience of all rockets
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
None of you guys have morals so just ask yourself this
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Would this make armin sad
Mrs Sheepie
they get those plastic arm bands
Mrs Sheepie
WWAD
sailor bii
I MEAN THAT'S LITERALLY WHY STEVEN AND CARLY SCHEMED TO SUBVERT DIRK'S HEIST
sailor bii
that's why they did it
sailor bii
Steven realized it was going to make Armin sad
sailor bii
so he turned to the rocket with the most functional set of morals he knew and said 'I'm feeling bad about our upcoming crime because it's going to make Armin sad'
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Carly is going to get such strong shoulders from carrying this whole teams moral compass
Mrs Sheepie
to be fair, Tyler has morals. its Steven who's encouraging him to let them go
Mrs Sheepie
and he's currently damaged enough that its Totally A Good Idea
Usagi
wheezes
Usagi
Carly needs to scream at them holy shit
Mrs Sheepie
lmfao
sailor bii
look. Steven is speaking from experience in this case
sailor bii
the two of them were made to do reprehensible things to their fellow captives
sailor bii
it fucking broke them both
sailor bii
it broke Tyler worse
Mrs Sheepie
tyler needs a lot more time than like. 5 months to come to terms with his shit and distinguish like
Mrs Sheepie
a lack of empathy is not a lack of principles
Mrs Sheepie
he can have one without the other
Usagi
Carly will SHOUT about that at him, frankly,
Usagi
[Carly Voice] If anything that should allow you to disconnect from a situation enough to better HELP someone!
Usagi
"JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND IN SOMEONES SHOES DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE GROSS AND WATERLOGGED" - Carly, probably
Mrs Sheepie
please yell at him, ahaha. he could use a second opinion on this shit
sailor bii
look. in Steven's defense, he's trying to give his friend tools to live with himself given everything he's done
Mrs Sheepie
YEAH like. neither of them have approached this mindset from a vacuum. they're both horribly damaged in ways they know are similar so maybe using the same coping mechanisms will work???
sailor bii
Tyler was legit freaking out that he'll never be happy again because he can't care about people
sailor bii
and Steven, taking him at his word that he cannot care at all, very logically tells him to find ways of being happy that don't require that
sailor bii
eat nice food
sailor bii
have a one night stand
sailor bii
etc etc
Usagi
wheezes oh lord
Mrs Sheepie
the one night stand turning into. this. probably should be a warning for Tyler that he's not as far gone as he thinks he is
Usagi
yeah,
Usagi
one day,
Usagi
until then carly's back is spared the weight of Everyone's problems
sailor bii
god, that's probably why Steven is actually so pleased about Tydia
sailor bii
I mean, besides the fact that they're both his friends and he wants them to be happy
sailor bii
it's proof that Tyler can too form some emotional connections
sailor bii
even with everything
sailor bii
BUT YEAH LIKE they have similar damage, but wildly different starting points
sailor bii
like Steven's natural moral compass was fairly weak and really only had one principle native to him which was 'bad things should not happen to my people' and from that he built something resembling a real one from watching what people he knew had actual functional ones did
sailor bii
it was artificial, sure, but it was his
sailor bii
so when his keeper made him harm the people he was otherwise supposed to care for, that forced him to repeatedly violate that single principle he had. over and over.
sailor bii
and worse, enjoy it
sailor bii
because it does feel good to sap the vital spark
sailor bii
so he had to disassemble his kludged together moral compass, because the load bearing principle was so badly damaged
sailor bii
leaning into amorality is his way of coping with what he had to do
sailor bii
MEANWHILE Tyler had a normal innate moral compass which was fully functional
Mrs Sheepie
Tyler was a Normal Human Person
sailor bii
and then his Keeper destroyed his ability to empathize with anyone by forcing him to make all his friends kill each other. repeatedly
sailor bii
yeah, Tyler was a Normal Boy
sailor bii
Steven was An Alien Trying to Be Human
sailor bii
but doing a pretty okay job!
sailor bii
(if he hadn't been taken he'd have eventually become a part time hunter of supernatural baddies, which would have been a very good outlet for his... everything)
sailor bii
(if Tyler had never been taken he'd have had a happy normal life with his boyfriend turned husband and 2.5 adopted or surrogate children and idk a dog maybe)
sailor bii
but yeah Tyler could have been more or less happy as a normal person. Steven would have needed a way to use being wired the way he is for good ends, but once he figured it out he would have been fine.
sailor bii
but they got kidnapped by fairies and it fucked them up
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