Andre: /for him to be safe and happy and be a good boy. Andre's wife: /to eat, get fat and be happy. Or else she will use her wooden spoon or slipper on him!
He'd probably just explain to her like "if the average young man needs 3 servings to be full, three times a day, to not gain nor lose anything, I need eight times that to achieve the same thing. Sometimes times ten." Which is why he loads up on those calorie bricks.
Andre: /Glenn, this is the woman who tamed one of the scariest mafia dons on the area. DO YOU THINK HE WILL GO AGAINST HER?! He will just shrug./ I will tell her to put more meat in there for you.
He's still going to stick with particularly made calorie bars because cooked meat doesn't fuel him enough as raw, but why bother with either as much when he can just get the nutrients directly?
just stare at it before seeing first if he can touch it. He would forever wonder what the hell it is and two, can he tame it to help him with either his mafia work or keeping an eye out on his family.
Andre's wife: /to eat, get fat and be happy. Or else she will use her wooden spoon or slipper on him!
/how to explain obligate carnivore....
that is like... the size of a mini horse