Snake-Kun
DOOM SLAYER IS HERE on AU planning
Snake-Kun
How is daybreak doing these days?
Bolt Vanderhuge
It's still a goofy mess of losers
moontouched
still dumb as hell
moontouched
but also vivi and doom slayer cr would be AMAZINGLY cute
Snake-Kun
IT WOULD
Coffee Zombie
...now I want to throw Bayonetta back in.
Snake-Kun
Bayo like "He has NO fashion sense but I can't deny his effectiveness"
Bolt Vanderhuge
Do it
Bolt Vanderhuge
Bayo and Slayer team ups in crushing hordes of hell
Bolt Vanderhuge
XD
Bolt Vanderhuge
I also love the idea of the Slayer being surrounded by all these dumb losers and being a loser with them somehow
Coffee Zombie
Actually he'd probably compel the closest thing to fear that she's experienced in a long time. She's bound to a demon, and feels what she feels. So at least a little bit of heebie jeebies, at first.
Bolt Vanderhuge
Val's in the same boat.
Bolt Vanderhuge
"I'm the Tyrant King of Fear! ....But the Slayer though. Brr."
Snake-Kun
At least once he's going to chase Val around campus while Yakety Sax plays
Bolt Vanderhuge
The sarcophagus opens. BFG Division starts playing. Val's eyes dilate
Bolt Vanderhuge
"NOPE."
Bolt Vanderhuge
And then Yakety Sax with Val doing a run straight out of Lupin the Third
Snake-Kun
https://images.plurk.com/FzqxwL7UDRrDYU8XMaKxw.png The Slayer and Valvatorez
Bolt Vanderhuge
YEAH KINDA
Snake-Kun
Though like
Snake-Kun
Val is pretty strong
Snake-Kun
If he actually fought back he wouldn't necessarily lose
Bolt Vanderhuge
Maybe not, if he was still a Tyrant. But that's not a bet he wants to take either.
Bolt Vanderhuge
Part of him acknowledges that he'd probably have fun if he had a chance to fight the Slayer in a situation where they have an understanding not to straight up kill each other but when that boy's first let out of the box? XDD
Bolt Vanderhuge
Also the Slayer is one of humankind's best hopes for surviving the Nightfall in conjunction with everyone else working together so he's like 'maybe wait for that until we can afford to have fun'
ArtIsArt
... I kinda want to stick my half demon in Daybreak now.
Snake-Kun
I'll kill them
Snake-Kun
I'll slay them
Echo
"NO SLAYING STUDENTS."
Snake-Kun
Valvatorez isn't a student
Espilan
Echo
Yeah, Val gets to work out his own problems.
Echo
Meanwhile, Jail is just handing the Slayer increasingly weird magitech weapons because honestly she kind of wants to see where this goes.
Echo
"I don't know what he's gonna do with that weedwhacker I upgraded, but I wanna find out."
Snake-Kun
Slayer: /uses it on a daemon
Jailbreak, slightly green: "Hmm. Maybe not..."
Echo
"Wow, I should not have worn white today."
Bolt Vanderhuge
....I love this new idea of just giving the Slayer weirder and more esoteric guns and seeing how he manages with them
Echo
"How did he do that with a water gun?!"
"I might have increased the water pressure. Just a bit."
Bolt Vanderhuge
Val: "I'd contact human resources about creating a hostile workplace, but I'm pretty sure the Slayer could not give one fraction of a damn."
ɢʀᴏᴜᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴛʏᴘᴏ
eventually the slayer is just wearing samus' power armor
Echo
Jail's idea of fixing it is to offer to make Val bizarre and improbable weapons, too.
ɢʀᴏᴜᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴛʏᴘᴏ
jail no
ɢʀᴏᴜᴘᴄʜᴀᴛ ᴛʏᴘᴏ
even in another universe lily is screaming
Bolt Vanderhuge
....the sad part is Val would probably use them
Echo
"Now we just put the next Herald in between the two of them when they go at it, and problem solved."
"I don't think that's how-"
"Problem solved."
Snake-Kun
he IS a disgaea character
Bolt Vanderhuge
oh my god that would be the dumbest way to kill a Herald
Bolt Vanderhuge
Give Val and the Slayer stupid dumb weapons, set them to fight and just... yeah, they end up wrecking the Herald instead
Bolt Vanderhuge
God
Echo
Hey, if it works...
Bolt Vanderhuge
If it's stupid and works it's not stupid
ArtIsArt
My half-demon is dumb. He's smart and his only gifts are turning on language barriers and jedi mind tricks.
Usagi
jonathan meeting doom slayer tho
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