

ArsonGothClown
And as of the night of the tenth Flug is Officially Dead Happy first Ryslig Death, pal. What a way to go.


ArsonGothClown
warning for slight NSFW/suggestive situations (but really, who of us are actually at a place where that matters as much right now? lol)

The Sun Rises
we can't even say he went out with a bang because it didn't even get that far....

ArsonGothClown
at least it won't leave any scarring


Naem
AH...

ArsonGothClown
Sometimes your partner accidentally eats your soul while getting too into things. It's fine

The Sun Rises
it's fine

Naem
FLUG HONEY...

Naem
if marco catches wind of this i swear to god

ArsonGothClown
Take that Y'doethe! SEE he WAS a good option!

The Sun Rises
black hat's inbox just gets filled with messages asking about Flug because he's not responding to any replies and he just keeps repeating the same canned 'he's on vacation' response

ArsonGothClown
I have no problem with that
, we are trying to come up with ways people might check up on him so Black Hat has to try to cover it up


ArsonGothClown
YUP

Naem
omg...

ArsonGothClown
(That's why he's late to Fairwell btw. He's gonna show up three days late, know his time is short and just kill Doppio like AHHHHH WHY DO I HAVE LESS TIME THAN EVERYONE ELSE)

♰ Javert ♰
Won't miss you, spider

♰ Javert ♰
see you with the fog

ArsonGothClown
WOW Javert his body is still here! It's just gonna be an empty husk for a few weeks

The Sun Rises
javert WISHES he had this good a time dying


ArsonGothClown
Thats my favorite part about this. He's just. Going to revive in the body. No coming back with the fog required, just his soul

♰ Javert ♰
he had plenty of good deaths

♰ Javert ♰
each of them with a unique purpose

♰ Javert ♰
he hasn't repeated a death isn't that a good thing

Pythonmelon
at least you get a nice one, Flug

ArsonGothClown
It's true, of all things to get him this is wonderfully lame and hardly the most traumatic

Naem
flug. flug please

Naem
marco can kill people with his mouth too and he's never done this to fiddleford 8'(

The Sun Rises
your husband is a giant snake man Marco surely there's been instances of the jaw unhinging a bit too much

Naem
i feel like

Naem
if ICly presented with that statement

Naem
marco would freeze up because he's just 100% unwilling to discuss his sex life with black hat

The Sun Rises
you know what

The Sun Rises
we now have to find a way for this exact discussion to come up, somehow

Naem
oh no,

The Sun Rises
just need for Black Hat to learn Marco's married to a giant snake

Naem
a wonderful giant snake, thank you very much

Pythonmelon
Virgil like

Pythonmelon
"Man, you are just tasty huh"

The Sun Rises
so delicious it's a curse...

Pythonmelon
truly the filet mignon of Ryslig