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Marvel: Mm, this Diamond boot tastes delicious.
DC: Look at us! We have one whole digital comic that no one asked for! We're rebels!
2000AD: Diamond who?
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Was anyone really pushing for Jason Todd to be added to the TAS cast?
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https://i.imgur.com/F9s7XPm.jpg
How to win friends and influence people, by Devlin Waugh.
AnabelVIII
....are they about to bang
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Nah. Blondie might be Devlin's type, but they're out to kill each other.
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The fact that Blondie was doing nude yoga right before this confrontation, though, certainly leads to that assumption!
AnabelVIII
i see....
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https://i.imgur.com/9bWHrhP.jpg
I mean
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https://i.imgur.com/OGI7n2K.jpg
I can't blame your assumption
AnabelVIII
so richie summoned cthulhu because he's rich and horrible and our mustachioed flirt here is stopping him?
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Nah, he's doing it because Devlin killed his mom waaaaay back in the day. Devlin's the rich dude, this was supposed to be a nice vacation for him and his occultist friends. And then Blondie and his ancient gods had to go and ruin it for everyone.
AnabelVIII
summoning cthulhu seems like an overreaction
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Just a bit.
AnabelVIII
there are much better supernatural murdermethods, ones with more irony
AnabelVIII
for example, since Devlin presumably killed his ma for getting vampire'd
AnabelVIII
infect devlin with vampirism, make him do stupid shit for "the cure," oops no cure, ha ha ha ha
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Oh, Devlin's already a vampire.
AnabelVIII
oh in that case just stake him for the sun or whatever
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Well, you know occultists
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They like to overcomplicate everything.
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Except for Devlin's porn, he's got simple tastes there.
https://images.plurk.com/1ieUyhWsLD2ppQIOm0PafH.png
AnabelVIII
this is true
AnabelVIII
also what is Judge Dredd doing there
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Same world!
AnabelVIII
what!!!
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Yup
AnabelVIII
but... dredd is horrible post apocalypse hellfuture....
AnabelVIII
explain
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Some places are better than others.
AnabelVIII
im so confused the dredd stuff I remember reading like, the world is mad maxian desert wasteland except for the cities....?
AnabelVIII
but that was all vintage stuff. what changed?
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Well, it's less "Mad Max desert wasteland" and more "Comic book radioactive", so you do have a wide array of environments.
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And some of those places didn't get hard enough, or even at all.
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So you've got desert hellscapes, yes
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But also places that're still, like, tropical paradises and all.
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Except filled with mutant animals and man-eating plants.
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(A lot of places didn't get hit at all because who really cares about a pacific island when there's a perfectly good America to nuke?)
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Devlin Waugh I love you
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I hope Titty's on the up and up, because Devlin could use a pal after this.
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Even if said pal is a demon he stuffed into a sex toy.
kickero.
how does one even get started with 2000 ad, god knows i have the time to finally try
sexy chaos cult
never 4get that he got disqualified from the olympics for steroid abuse before becoming an exorcist
kickero.
is it indie enough you can just start at the beginning?
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It... is, but it's also a comic that's been running weekly since 1977.
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It might be easier to find a character or a setting that you like and just track down the progs that they're in. Some of them (Rogue Trooper, Johnny Alpha, and, of course, Dredd, have collected editions.)
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Otherwise, you're in for a long, and very uneven ride, because 2000AD packs about four eight-page stories into each episode.
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*issue
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I enjoy it, I'm just gonna warn that it can definitely be a timesink.
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There's also the Megazine, but that don't start 'til the 90s, and if you're not a Dredd fan, it won't matter much anyway. https://images.plurk.com/4uTiUJLZwgYg9ajnJlyIQS.png
kickero.
lmao ive always meant to read dredd so maybe ill start with that and see what it does for me
kickero.
what are the bits you like best? i generally find it easier to get into bighugelarge things from a good starting point.
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For 2000AD as a whole or Dredd in particular?
kickero.
2000ad in general. im always curious what friends like bc knowing a friend likes it makes me more likely to like it, lmao
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One of the beauties of the anthology format it has is that you can pick up just about any issue and find yourself at a starting point for something, or at the very least coming away from it with the knowledge of what you're likely to run into.
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That said, with 2000AD in particular, I'd probably still suggest starting at the beginning. It's pretty rough at spots, especially since it takes them a while to find the formula that works, but there's some genuine gems there.
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Like early Dredd is just weird and fun, if a bit cheesy. Or Flesh, a series about people going back in time to farm dinosaurs.
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Or Strontium Dog, about weird alien bounty hunters.
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I can't think of any general issue that makes a better jumping on point than others, though.
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I'm sorry, it's probably not the answer you wanted, but when we're talking about a 43 year old comic with more than three hundred different series (of varying lengths, some go on for decades and others end after a heartbeat), it's kinda hard to pick and choose.
kickero.
oh dw, if someone was like 'how do you get into spider-man' my answer would be similar (with a side of 'get a frontal lobotomy')
kickero.
i mostly mean what do you enjoy? are those your personal favs?
sexy chaos cult
I didn’t have any problems starting judge dredd from Case Files 1 even if the tone is a bit silly before it settles, and the early stories are still very punchy and entertaining
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Oh, hm, Well, Dredd and his spinoffs are generally favorites (most of the time, the quality can drop right into the toilet now and then). Sinister Dexter (A comedy/action series about a pair of hitmen in the cyberpunk future) isn't the best, but it can be pretty entertaining.
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I liked Button Man (Guy gets involved in an underground sport revolving around hunting other hitmen)
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It was a solid drama.
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The Ballad of Halo Jones is a classic, but takes a while to warm up.
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And will remain forever unfinished because Alan Moore.
kickero.
hahaha
kickero.
ok cool i know where to start
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It's... hard to describe. Follows the life of an 'average girl' in the future.
kickero.
...oh alan no
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It was supposed to have nine books.
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They finished three.
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I liked the first bits of Nemesis the Warlock, but it really kinda... didn't go places I liked. (Series about an alien fighting against a xenophobic empire.)
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Strontium Dog, following a mutant bounty hunter and his partner, is fun. Goes from weird future adventures to heavy drama later on.
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Slaine is basically "What if we took Celtic myths and started following around a barbarian hero vaguely based on Cuchulainn?"
kickero.
those all sound extremely fun, thank you
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The tone of the strips themselves range from https://i.imgur.com/EtlIm3G.jpg to https://i.imgur.com/zN5PMhT.jpg
kickero.
so peak comix
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Yeah.
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All pages written by the same dude, btw
kickero.
of course they were
AnabelVIII
ballad of halo jones being unfinished is like
AnabelVIII
to this day I shake my fist at uncaring fate
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Ian Gibson says that Moore's got scripts or at least a plot synopsis for at least five more chapters sitting in a file cabinet or a safe.
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*books, not chapters
AnabelVIII
of course he does
AnabelVIII
alan moore is my nemesis and one day I will defeat him in armed combat behind a 7/11
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I legit enjoy some of his work, but the man's a chode.
AnabelVIII
i hate him specifically and intensely because his themes and ideas are right up my alley, the kind of work i would like to make.... if it wasn't so puerile, sexually self-obsessed, misogynistic, and shallow
AnabelVIII
sorry 2 alan moore fans
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and the man hismelf is, as you said, a chode
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When the work you're proudest of is pornography about Peter Pan, Alice and Wonderland, and Wizard of Oz characters...
AnabelVIII
it was good porn but it was still just porn
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I didn't get into it. The premise was a little alienating.
AnabelVIII
i went into it expecting kinky shit degraded by wrapping it in a very thin excuse plot that took itself way too seriously and I was not wron
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I attach a little too much childhood nostalgia to the characters to be interested in reading Dorothy reminisce over her farmhand gangbangs.
AnabelVIII
I had seen too many dark n edgy nineties takes on victorian children's novels starring waifish girls to be that upset
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but moore's sheer aura of "ha ha I am taking Child Thing and making Grown Up Things" was still just. okay, brent.
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"Here's my Anti-Christ. It's Harry Potter. He uses his cock as a wand. I say cock instead of penis because I'm old, British, and edgy."
AnabelVIII
lmao i did not even bother reading that
AnabelVIII
the most interesting relationship in lxg I was hyde/mina but we can't have that be a real thing because moore can't fap to it, so -
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LXG just got more meanspirited as it went along
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We get it, Alan, you don't like modern media
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also im sorry but the way alan has his villain use the vilest language towards his female protagonists is like
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"but they're the bad guys" is not fooling anyone you LOVED getting to call a woman who needed to be broken into sensuality by your self insert a "smelly little lesbian"
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Politically incorrect villains are fine.
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But every time?
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i see you alan
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mina deserved so much better
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the lxg movie was better than the comics and i stand by that declaration
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it was just dumb harmless fun, and the new invisible man was great
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I'm all for an Invisible Man whose schtick isn't raping schoolgirls.
AnabelVIII
he was a charming rogue who'd stumbled into something way above his paygrade and was doing his best
AnabelVIII
my brand
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