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He's so close and yet so far... Dirk's hazy recollections of Fourth Wall weekend makes for a really interesting interpretation of VR's 'narrative.'
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Wait fuck wrong icon
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Fixed.
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I kind of love that Steven is who he ended up having this conversation with.... he's gotta talk to Tyler but I'm kinda /face in hands/ because I guarantee he won't stop reiterating that his power is superior to Tyler's
Mrs Sheepie
oh it for sure is
Mrs Sheepie
tyler can only work on individual narratives and he knows it
Mrs Sheepie
the only reason he could control like 6 people's lives at once was bc he was being used as a Faerie Conduit
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Honestly Dirk finds even that impressive considering how much damage (or good, or both) he KNOWS you can do controlling just one person, also like Tyler isn't some kind of bonkers hivemind controlling Tyler's thoughts so that's nice for him probably
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LOL yeah Dirk's like "we'll unpack that one later"
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Oh, she'll get him in her inbox before prom sometime, I guarantee it
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He's WAY more interested in the illusions than the skeleton thing, sadly
Mrs Sheepie
fateweaving is full of shit and tyler knows it, bc you have to like
Mrs Sheepie
Actively Insert someone into a story trope/character archetype and essentially force them to act it out w/ faerie bullshit
Mrs Sheepie
eg: send someone's stepmother essentially insane and murderous bc Stepmothers Are Always Evil
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GOD.......
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As usual, Dirk is all about what he personally can use--and like okay technically I guess he can use anything because ~narrative control~ but. He's not so lowkey hoping he can take advantage of Team Rocket's cast to make some kind of dent in this reality/canon (he can't but let's call this 'coping')
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The really funny part with Lydia is they've never spoken before so dirk has to hit her up like "hi, you've seen me in a meme where I eat shit but now I need you to take me seriously"
sailor bii
meanwhile steven is also so close and yet so far away
Mrs Sheepie
lmfao
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DASFMLASD I desperately want to know why, was it the memes
sailor bii
mostly in the sense that she doesn't want to take him to prom tbh
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I inhaled really sharply to laugh and I think I have popcorn in my sinuses hang on
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NO, I'M FUCKING DELIGHTED, I really want to know how that convo went holy shit
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BUT, ALSO wrt the thread this is a WEIRD MOMENT because Dirk actually talked to Elaine (Jane's player) during the Fourth Wall, through the narrative, and obvs that's something he doesn't remember but just imagine for a moment, if he did,
sailor bii
also, lydia is directly responsible for Steven finally saying the L-word to Jack
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LAUGHS
sailor bii
(if you check from the thread start you'll see how)
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Dirk's god tier pyjamas are the only outfit he's ever worn in canon that have long sleeves.......
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Not god tier. Derse. Derse pyjamas. Dream self.
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LMFAO he could, he IS also Doc Scratch, but is he motivated to? No.
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Probably! A lot of people have that reaction. /dry
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Yeah.... VR's Dirk is actually RELATIVELY straightforward, for Dirk, because I have to make compromises if I want threads to ever go anywhere (and also sometimes I just don't have the extended lewd humour bits or Plato references on hand!) and I think that says a LOT
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About Dirk, I mean
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I'm sure it says something about other things but I'm not talking about that
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Oh geez I just realised Steven's suggestion implies the one thing that will make Dirk apeshit ha ha....... well at least they will be prevented from fully breaking that fourth wall :B
sailor bii
SORRY DIRK
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IT'S. JUST. His choices not being his/not having meaning and being controlled by anyone else.... I mean u kno, he has control issues, so it's inevitable the idea of someone else writing him would be unacceptable
sailor bii
right
duck bastard
distant laughing in chara
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In this tag: more information than anyone wanted about Dirk's view of Steven's sexuality
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Also, [Dirk Hated That]
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I think that's the shortest tag I've ever written
sailor bii
hahahaha
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Honestly my favourite part is how it kinda sounds like Dirk personally killed Andrew Hussie he did not
Usagi
one day dirk will learn abt the time carly said Screw what this God decided Fate was, and that one too while I'm at it, and succeeded

but also oh god if he ever learned Emporios deal tbh
Usagi
power move: can't control your narrative?? TRICK THE ONE WITH THE REIGNS INTO DOING IT FOR YOU
sailor bii
it does sound like he did it, though
duck bastard
I mean, Dirk would claim he did kill Hussie, Lord English ultimate self blah blah
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