work is renovating the upstairs woman's bathroom and this seems to involve enclosing one of the two toliet stalls in a closet and replacing the other with a couch

so on one hand, we'll have a more comfortable place to cry during work hours, but on the other, one less toliet

I'm not really sure why they're doing this?? There will still be the two toliets in the downstairs restroom at least

but what is this obsession with couches in bathrooms

I don't know as a hormonally imbalanced heavy cramper I'd be happy for the couch but on the other hand I'm also pretty sure that no employer would let the heavy crampers wait it out curled up on the couch.

wait fuck me I missed a perfect opportunity to make a victorian fainting couch joke

QUICKLY HEATHCLIFF FETCH THE SMELLING SALTS