[kamen rider 1971]
Hayato: "I stole that egg from a Shocker lab. Look after it for now"
Girl: "Is this thing gonna hatch into a monster or"
Kid: "GIRL YOU'RE SO LAME, YOU WATCH TOO MUCH TV, THAT'S NONSENSE"

the egg is literally from the Nazi Cyborg Chimera factory

update the egg is changing colors and glowing ominously

Ant-Man (ANTS TV Spot)

I've watched several kaiju movies that started this way

I think this was an episode of Buffy, too

the villain of this arc

I love how there have been like 30 fight scenes all on the same beach

EGYPTUS

ah yes, the typical activity of all young couples

running while giggling

Shocker's latest scheme: "Organize an event where children can get the autographs of kaiju, then when they show up, punch them"

whenever Shocker needs to hold someone prisoner, they put them on a cross

Jesus wouldn't approve, Shocker

Shocker's increasingly silly schemes are so amazing

OK I don't normally drag this show for its cheesy fight choreography but like

that wasn't even CLOSE

Kamen Rider punched so hard that it created a shock,wave to knock out the Shocker goon from 4 feet away. His enhanced cyborg body allows him to do that

that and his IQ of 600

ah, I see. incredible