S-Word Sunday. Ask me questions and get answers.

Who from your characters would react best and worst to waking up married to a stranger in Vegas?

...my lupus GW wants opinions on ear-scritchies.

HONESTLY: Jason Todd reacts the best. He shakes their hand and congratulates them on being less of a disaster than him.... then treats them to breakfast before they go get this shit anulled.

He thinks they deserve breakfast for putting up with his dumb ass for what is now about 14 hours.

Worst: Matt Murdock. He is convinced this will get them killed.

Worst from my OCs: Erin. She freaks out because she is barely an adult and kind of terrified of sex right now because she finally read a sex ed book.

I have in fact AU'd an OC of mine into being a kinfolk for a hilarious series of threads with a Red Talon player.

She now understand lupus are basically DORKS.

Fuzzy mostly is like "Um, okay..." and then after a little bit she'll grab your hand in her teeth if you don't stop because she is NOT a dog.

She will give ALL the ear-scritchies so long as the GW promises to not give her a hard time over books. Deal? Bugly42

Fuzzy wants to know what's wrong with the books? Are they the wrong kind or something?

Apparently books are evil if you're a Red Talon. Erin disagrees. But she's also not a Red Talon.

Fuzzy can read. She thinks it's funny that humans insist on putting so much in writing, especially things that never happened and can never happen.

Erin trying to explain fiction did not end up being a thing in the shouting match over books thread. They literally argued over what is truth.

Fuzzy just chalks it all up to the fact that all humans have such weak senses that they have create their own worlds because they have no way to understand the one they're in.

Erin: R u d e.

Fuzzy: Humans are crazy. Just look at the internet. All that stuff about cats and almost nothing about wolves.

Erin: ..... I should find the Moon Moon memes.

Fuzzy: Also, why is watching animals being intimate okay but humans doing the same thing is not okay to show the puppies?

Erin: I can't answer that. I'm barely an adult myself.

Fuzzy: Be glad nobody's asking you to find a mate and contribute.

Erin: I'm Fianna kinfolk. I've been using a Red Talon as a social meat shield. He's Very Confused by this... and I only know any of this because he saved me from a murder cult.

The thread itself is HYSTERICAL by the way. Want me to find it?

I kept going "what is the most comedic thing I can do to cause more problems?"

That's kinda how Fuzzy came into existence. That and the Omega Wolf template in Black Furies revised.

Yesss

Because where's the fun in playing a ragabash if you can't make people question any and all beliefs/opinions?

Point. I seriously have fun with Erin and that RT basically trying so hard to NOT yell at each other.

This. THIS made me laugh so much.

Erin have any specific fantasies?

I honestly feel like she is the kind of person who instead of straight up fantasies has a laundry list of things she wants to try out. Like... she knows it's totally impractical to do (as far as she knows) but she really wants to bang someone while camping. Beach sex is.... something she is meh about due to basically being Atlantean. But in a light house?

Yes. She would test that out. Especially in a risky position because trust exercises would be her favorite thing.

I mean, banging while camping is basically Aleifr's sexual history given his people are nomadic

Aleifr would check that off her list easily. Erin... hasn't ever gone camping. Which is deeply hilarious to me.

She would have so many questions.

oh?

Think about how much of a city girl she would be. Camping is a New Thing. That's part of why camping sex would appeal to her so much. New thing to explore. With someone who is fun to lick.