昨天看同人時,BGM播到這首 突然想起賈尼,各種快樂悲傷的情緒湧上 眼角有點酸澀 This is a story about a lonely, lonely man He lived in a lonely house, on a lonely street In a lonely part of the world But, of course, he had the internet The internet, as you know was his friend You could say his best friend They would play with each other everyday
Watching videos of humans doing all sorts of things Having sex with each other Informing people on what was wrong with them and their life Playing games with young children at home with their parents
One day, the man, whose name was @ SnowflakeSmasher86 Turned to his friend, the internet, and he said, "Internet, do you love me?" The internet looked at him and said, "Yes I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much I am your best friend In fact, I love you so much that I never, ever want us to be apart, ever again, ever"
And so they embarked on a life together Wherever the man went, he took his friend The man and the internet went everywhere together Except, of course, the places where the internet could not go They went to the countryside They went to birthday parties of the children of some of his less important friends Different countries, even the moon
When the man got sad, his friend had so many clever ways to make him feel better He would get him cooked animals And show him the people having sex again And he would always, always agree with him This one was the man's favorite and it made him very happy The man trusted his friend so much
"I feel like I could tell you anything, " he said, on a particularly lonely day "You can, you can tell me anything I'm your best friend, anything you say to me will stay strictly between you and the internet"
And so he did, the man shared everything with his friend All of his fears and desires All of his loves, past and present All of the places he had been and was going, and pictures of his penis He would tell himself, "Man does not live by bread alone"
突然想起賈尼,各種快樂悲傷的情緒湧上
眼角有點酸澀
This is a story about a lonely, lonely man
He lived in a lonely house, on a lonely street
In a lonely part of the world
But, of course, he had the internet
The internet, as you know was his friend
You could say his best friend
They would play with each other everyday
Having sex with each other
Informing people on what was wrong with them and their life
Playing games with young children at home with their parents
Turned to his friend, the internet, and he said, "Internet, do you love me?"
The internet looked at him and said, "Yes
I love you very, very, very, very, very, very much
I am your best friend
In fact, I love you so much that I never, ever want us to be apart, ever again, ever"
Wherever the man went, he took his friend
The man and the internet went everywhere together
Except, of course, the places where the internet could not go
They went to the countryside
They went to birthday parties of the children of some of his less important friends
Different countries, even the moon
He would get him cooked animals
And show him the people having sex again
And he would always, always agree with him
This one was the man's favorite and it made him very happy
The man trusted his friend so much
"You can, you can tell me anything
I'm your best friend, anything you say to me will stay strictly between you and the internet"
All of his fears and desires
All of his loves, past and present
All of the places he had been and was going, and pictures of his penis
He would tell himself, "Man does not live by bread alone"
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