I hate my Mom's ADHD I hate it I hate it I hate it

So impulsive, so compulsive, so distracted, SO emotional

I can't be your Mommy right now I'm just trying not to puke okay?

chuuuuuuuuu

I wanna wriiiiiiiiiiiiite Sharon

But we're maybe gonna watch Bladerunner 2049 WHICH WE STILL HAVEN'T DONE LAWL

lmfao

Moosey: "Would you like to take the plate now? "
Nowi!Mom: I love the way you asked that!!! YES I WOULD
CC: I feel like we should start saying "Would you kindly..."
Mom: Why?
CC: In Bioshock it's psychological programming that induces automatic following of orders
Mom: THAT'S SO CREEPY !!!! but I guess as long as I don't remember

CC: That's what would make it creepy! But if you waaaaant

What does "nowi!mom" mean

^

I love my Mom but she's like Nowi from Fire Emblem Awakening

Childish, impulsive, occasionally bratty, spazzy, etc. LOTS OF FUN???????? BUT YES HEADACHE-Y ALSO and exasperating and I'm too grumpy to adequately be as patient as I need to be

I know, but that doesn't answer my question. Why the "!"?

It acts as a connector

You never have any patience

so the first part describes the second

like muppet!cc

I'm not a muppet!!!

Muppets are patient-er :T

depends on the muppet

Why not just NowiMom

because aesthetic

Because that looks stupid

Hold up.

I'm cool with calling it aesthetic, but when you call my version stupid, that's not cool.

Because if we're going that way, to me "Nowi!Mom" looks stupid, but I played nice.

That's okay if it looks stupid to you, I like it more

The audacity. Who knew the freedom fighter and fighter of Rights was so opinionated.

A trait of all SJWs