Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:52 PM
[arknights][stupid]
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:52 PM
so in Shaw's backstory, she comes to the attention of Rhodes Island following a major fire incident in Lungmen
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:52 PM
during which she makes multiple trips back into a building burning to rescue people and nobody dies as a result
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:53 PM
it's likely that at least some of those people were
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:53 PM
1. incapacitated
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:53 PM
and 2. adults
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:53 PM
Shaw is 4'5"
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:53 PM
what I'm saying is that Shaw can carry a man 1.5 times her own size and still go back in for more
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:53 PM
don't let the cute art style fool you
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:54 PM
under that jacket, Shaw is SHREDDED
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:54 PM
Shaw lifts
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:54 PM
Shaw is jacked,
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:54 PM
Shaw has an eight-pack,
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:55 PM
larger Operators arm wrestling Shaw and losing
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:56 PM
Ifrit causes problems so Shaw just picks her up and moves her somewhere less flammable
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 6:57 PM
Ifrit could fight back with fire but is just too surprised to do it
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:00 PM
this tiny fire safety gremlin just throwing a grown man over her sholder and dragging him to safety
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
@lastbastion
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:06 PM
shaw can deadlift matterhorn
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:07 PM
I need art of this
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:08 PM
there are people who think that Shaw probably isn't that strong and there are people who have seen her at the RI gym benching 90 kg
Gabiluzbad
@Overbringer
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:10 PM
“Do you even weigh 90kg?”
“Irrelevant.”
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:14 PM
the profiles don't list weights but judging by her height, Shaw would probably weigh somewhere around 30-35kg
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:15 PM
if she wasn't ALL MUSCLE
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:16 PM
"is it remotely realistic for someone with her build to be this strong" absolutely not but it IS funny
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
@lastbastion
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:17 PM
thay is the power of THE BURNING SOUL OF A FIREFIGHTER
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:18 PM
also arknights is still like, anime powered
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:18 PM
yeah
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:19 PM
Shaw took her protein powder and grew up small and strong
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
@lastbastion
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 7:19 PM
alternately that is the power of originium
"shaw is uninfected and doesnt use originium" IRRELEVANT
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 8:04 PM
god
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 8:04 PM
mostly off topic but whoever came up with the Arknights Horny Waifu Bar Soap is literally going to save lives
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Fri, Mar 27, 2020 8:04 PM
chaotic good
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“Irrelevant.”
"shaw is uninfected and doesnt use originium" IRRELEVANT