[nsfw, irl]
when someone sends you an unsolicited dick pic (in undies at least) with “i miss you” but you don’t recognize the number or the dick

he’s comparing it to a lotion bottle for scale so i’m assuming i don’t know the dick but i do know the dude and i’m WORRIED it’s the dishwasher i really liked (platonically) who worked at joes a couple years ago... who is a BABY

nevermind how inappropriate this is he’s only like 19

ooh my God

i’m happy to report this is the first time i’ve ever gotten an unsolicited dick pic. i did good. also the pandemic would be when some dumbass dude who’s bored and just isolation lonely sends dick pics to people

i was startled cuz it looked like the hand of someone i used to sleep with who i am now just close friends with (who has a long term serious gf!!!) but that’s def not his peen so that’s a relief...

this is bugging me who dick is this. who sends me a dick pic when i can’t even kick their ass because of social distancing

....why are they like this

oh.... no