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Me: ah dad brought back some kcups from Florida! How nice!! Starbucks, too cool!
Me: makes one
Me: ....
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Y’all.... Starbucks coffe is.... not great.....
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I’m adding another dousing of milk to kill this flavor that idea what it is
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AND YET AS A FOOL WHO REFUSES TO WASTE SHIT, I KEEP DRINKING IT
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Maybe.... maybe I’ll get used to it....
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God it’s so bitter, and I put in two teaspoons of sugar already and a shitload of milk
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IS THIS WHY PEOPLE WHO ORDER STARBUCKS GET 3/4 THE CUPS AS FILLERS??? I WOULD NOW BELIEVE IT
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Maybe because it’s a dark roast?? It’s stronger/more bitter?? IDK BUT ITS DEFFO NOT MY FAV
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Daddy.... bring back more of the chai latte kcups... that was so good.......
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Why did you only bring back one... you fool....
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Cups Sbux are BAD
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Kcups phone PLEASE
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THEYRE SO BAD
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YEAH I'M SO SORRY I mean dark roasts are stronger and more bitter but
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The k cups (take THAT phone) are like...
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And he brought back a whole fucking BAG of them too and I’m like
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Idk I can't drink them LOL
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LNFVDREG that emote is me 100%
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My curse is me not being able to waste things so like
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guess I’ll die
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Y. YEAH. Tbh whenever I have coffee I REGRET I suddenly become a big fan of creamer cvsyvdchg
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I put in SO MUCH MILK LMFAO
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I’m essentially drinking coffee flavored milk pretty much
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GOD ITS SO VAD THOUGH I CANNOT BELIEVE
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PEOPLE WILL BE HOSTILE TO HUMAN BEINGS FOR THIS??? ITS NOT EVEN THAT GREAT
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I was gonna say, drown the fucker LOL.... what blend is it supposed to be, can I ask
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Uhhh it says holiday blend on it so it’s also probably several months old WHEEZELAUGHS
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OH. YEAH THAT'S ALSO. One of the worst offenders on that front LOL... x2 combo
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CRIES
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I got through one cup... but my mouth feels like I swallowed a box of crayons 😫
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I might make some tea just to wash out my mouth and to go with my breakfast
мєя¢ωιтнαPlυяк
having a former BIL who used to work as a roaster I can confirm that Starbucks sucks ass
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I mean, some of their special coffees are fine, the Ethiopian Sidama is actually good and they complied with the Ethipian trade request to correct 'Sidamo' as it's a slur, which... not all companies have and now you too will be hyper aware of THAT when coffee shopping.
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But Pike Place, their signature blend, is the worst coffee I've ever tasted.
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Yeah I will say I’ve had some Starbucks coffee that was pretty good!! But overall it’s pretty terrible unless you absolutely destroy the coffee with fillers
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Honestly if all the “mainstream” coffee I’ve had, Gloria Jeans and shockingly McDonalds have been on point
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Gloria Jeans especially holy shit. I still have some kcups of their Hazelnut blend and just
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I’ve never had such a good hazelnut blend that DIDNT give me a massive headache after
мєя¢ωιтнαPlυяк
oh damn I'll have to get me some of that, I love hazelnut blends
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YEAH there are only 2-3 coffees I really go for from them, but the ones I like I turn out to REALLY like so here we are
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It’s REALLY good, I was stunned. Cuz usually artificially flavored coffees give me an insane headache after because they’re packed with sweeteners, but this one didn’t and it was smooth and nutty and it smelled AMAZING while brewing
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Also lmfao I can't drink any flavoured coffees, you two are fancier than me
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Gbdgfdc mobile is lagging, GOOD TALK I'll bail now
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I USUALLY DONT??? But my dad brought them home and I was wary at first but this one was very good
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...I should have made that instead of my tea but this is also nutty so
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LOL YEAH ITS CHUGGING EVEN FOR NE. Godspeed, friendo o/
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i know this, and i love you
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but yeah usually i'm a medium gal, and certain dark roasts are really nice and I like them depending on brands (they aren;t mainstream but i still love them) but like
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URGHH
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this blend was the actual WORST dark roast i have EVER had
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i have never once had to actually drown my coffee in so much milk it was basically coffee milk
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yeah my dark likes dark roasts, too, which is why he usually tends to get them
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medium or dark is his go-to. (aha) idk if I ever had a light roast, now that I think about it
ohhitsasnake
wawa > dunkin > starbucks, fight me
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i LOVE dark roast i'll drink it for u my love
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all the more fuel for me to put into loving u
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gay....
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but no, I like dark roasts?? I just prefer medium myself
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ohhitsasnake : STARBUCKS IS SO BAD
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I will indulge in psl though when they're in season that shit is delicious
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