you know what? so many lalafell NPCs are thirsty and/or pugnacious little shits but I really can't blame them
skerple
you know what? so many lalafell NPCs are thirsty and/or pugnacious little shits but I really can't blame them
you know what? so many lalafell NPCs are thirsty and/or pugnacious little shits but I really can't blame them
hypemachine.
right
skerple
imagine if YOU lived in a world full of various sizes of improbably sexy giants
skerple
imagine how exaggerated everybody else's proportions and sexual characteristics must look to a lalafell
hypemachine.
skldghsjdghsd fuck
hypemachine.
you're right
skerple
like living in a world drawn by Rob Liefeld
hypemachine.
i'm crying
hypemachine.
just picturing a lala with a kink for visible waists
L'Cygna Tovah
oh I never thought of it that way...
L'Cygna Tovah
lalafell are all monsterfuckers and we should respect that
skerple
right. they know what they want.
hypemachine.
i already deeply respected that and now I just respect it more
skerple
anyway if you were wondering what prompted this thought
anyway if you were wondering what prompted this thought
hypemachine.
cackles
hypemachine.
yeah damn Opal Hypemachine would not even come up to the top of Keimgeim's boots, huh
skerple
N O P E
skerple
lalafell tend to top out somewhere around her knees
hypemachine.
god I bet it's a fucking stupid right of passage for idiot teen boy lalas to try to sneak looks up skirts
skerple
djghdjhg
skerple
god I bet
hypemachine.
I know I've seen something to the effect of "bonus of playing a lala: everyone's butts and crotches at eyelevel" and I am actually not entirely certain this was not said in character by an npc. wouldn't put it past ffxiv
skerple
nor would I
hypemachine.
anyway I understand why people get uncomfy with the thirsty lalas, thanks squeenix for giving us that dissonance of their visual presentation vs how they're written, but I can't help but love all of them
skerple
speaking of which, also, Alphinaud's face is right at Keimgeim's crotch level and this thought is everybody else's problem now
hypemachine.
probably because I've owned guinea pigs and so I am used to extremely hormonal potatoes
skerple
yeah honestly same
skerple
--pff
L'Cygna Tovah
skrk
skerple
omg unrelated to anything but I think this is the first time I've gotten to see a clear size comparison between a Roegadyn's destrier chocobo and a Lalafell's jennet chocobo
omg unrelated to anything but I think this is the first time I've gotten to see a clear size comparison between a Roegadyn's destrier chocobo and a Lalafell's jennet chocobo
skerple
it's so little!!
hypemachine.
a chicken nugget
skerple
chicken nugget and potato
hypemachine.
french fries
hypemachine.
it's like a happy meal
skerple
wheezes
Yensia
I'm always amused when the game reminds us that Tataru is apparently a stunning beauty.
no bones
This plurk has changed my life
skerple
I am delighted to serve
skerple
hilariously this thought started out as "well no wonder so many of them are so cutthroat and ruthless, they gotta be"
skerple
but then I considered the sexiness, and, well,
no bones
looking up at glorious bunny boobs that they can't even reach without a ladder
skerple
"those are so unbelievably gratuitous and I'm kind of into it"