

skerple
you know what? so many lalafell NPCs are thirsty and/or pugnacious little shits but I really can't blame them


ANGRY GUITARS
right

skerple
imagine if YOU lived in a world full of various sizes of improbably sexy giants

skerple
imagine how exaggerated everybody else's proportions and sexual characteristics must look to a lalafell

ANGRY GUITARS
skldghsjdghsd fuck

ANGRY GUITARS
you're right

skerple
like living in a world drawn by Rob Liefeld

ANGRY GUITARS
i'm crying

ANGRY GUITARS
just picturing a lala with a kink for visible waists

L'fuckingChaim
oh I never thought of it that way...

L'fuckingChaim
lalafell are all monsterfuckers and we should respect that

skerple
right. they know what they want.

ANGRY GUITARS
i already deeply respected that and now I just respect it more

skerple
anyway if you were wondering what prompted this thought


ANGRY GUITARS
cackles

ANGRY GUITARS
yeah damn Opal Hypemachine would not even come up to the top of Keimgeim's boots, huh

skerple
N O P E

skerple
lalafell tend to top out somewhere around her knees

ANGRY GUITARS
god I bet it's a fucking stupid right of passage for idiot teen boy lalas to try to sneak looks up skirts

skerple
djghdjhg

skerple
god I bet

ANGRY GUITARS
I know I've seen something to the effect of "bonus of playing a lala: everyone's butts and crotches at eyelevel" and I am actually not entirely certain this was not said in character by an npc. wouldn't put it past ffxiv

skerple
nor would I

ANGRY GUITARS
anyway I understand why people get uncomfy with the thirsty lalas, thanks squeenix for giving us that dissonance of their visual presentation vs how they're written, but I can't help but love all of them

skerple
speaking of which, also, Alphinaud's face is right at Keimgeim's crotch level and this thought is everybody else's problem now

ANGRY GUITARS
probably because I've owned guinea pigs and so I am used to extremely hormonal potatoes

skerple
yeah honestly same

skerple
--pff

L'fuckingChaim
skrk

skerple
omg unrelated to anything but I think this is the first time I've gotten to see a clear size comparison between a Roegadyn's destrier chocobo and a Lalafell's jennet chocobo


skerple
it's so little!!

ANGRY GUITARS
a chicken nugget

skerple
chicken nugget and potato

ANGRY GUITARS
french fries

ANGRY GUITARS
it's like a happy meal

skerple
wheezes

Yensia
I'm always amused when the game reminds us that Tataru is apparently a stunning beauty.

no bones
This plurk has changed my life

skerple
I am delighted to serve

skerple
hilariously this thought started out as "well no wonder so many of them are so cutthroat and ruthless, they gotta be"

skerple
but then I considered the sexiness, and, well,

no bones
looking up at glorious bunny boobs that they can't even reach without a ladder

skerple
"those are so unbelievably gratuitous and I'm kind of into it"