Some sci-fi for your night (or morning):

They're Made Out of Meat

I used to have the short story collection this is in, which includes a story about a sentient ATM. And then there's the title piece, "Bears Discover Fire."

That one does what it says on the tin.

i forgot how much i loved this

(ALSO THIS ONE HAS THE CASH CAB GUY IN IT)

This along with 'humans are the space orcs,' man.

I think my favorite bit is 'SINGING MEAT I CAN'T EVEN;

mine is MEAT CAN'T' MAKE MACHINES

the very concept!

BUT WHAT'S ON THE RADIO

and just the way he says MEAT

it's so emphasized

the brain is also meat

they're entirely meat, we probed them

MEAT SOUNDS