[fe3h/...pkmn] > james: ok i need to finish editing this fic in what few non-work hours i have available to me
> brain: ...make up pokemon teams for every blue lion

....this is someone's fault

i've already decided long ago that dimitri has a luxray, cubone, emboar, nidoking, and espeon

and now the idea of dedue having a sylveon???? to match???? eevee friends?????????

I'M NOT SORRY

YOU'RE TERRIBLE

as i said in discord

"Nidoking's thick tail packs enormously destructive power. With one swing, it can topple a metal transmission tower. Once this Pokémon goes on a rampage, there is no stopping it."

it's a king with strength and anger management problems GESTURES

amber is terrible and lovely in equal measure

Eight blue lions house members and eight eeveelutions can't be a coincidence.

Mister Icicle : you know, I think you're onto something there.

(Also as somebody who made up teams for an elite four/champion from Awakening kids way back in the day I wholeheartedly support this.)

oh that is absolutely onto something