[MH] my doctor today was like "perhaps you should try making local friends? what about a boyfriend? wouldn't you like to share your home with someone again?"
sometimes i only leave the house just to get groceries if i run out of like.. one thing but not enough to justify getting groceries delivered otherwise i am a hermit
i just don't think i'm remotely cut out to ever have a live-in relationship again lol i've been single for waaaaay too long. if i wanna listen to old town road for 3 hours at 4am with no headphones that's my prerogative
i will say that you can still do those things in a relationship you just need the Right One (being that i am a person who does those things and my wife sleeps through it)
you’re the second person i know who had a professional tell them to consider dating locally this month.... like dating is actually going to magically do anything
dating would just ramp up my anxiety like i'm not in an Ideal Place for that at this time lemme get my money where i want it to be before i have to worry about another human
being in the relationship is nice and comfortable (if the relationship itself is good anyway idk) but you have to like... find the right person first??? you can't order Good Relationship out of a catalog
YOU GET OVER HERE AND EAT DINNER
jazz handsit's magic y'allscary, foreign tinder no less
because my friend was like "you can use it for friendships too"
SURE JAN
"i love you too??? obviously??? we're pals???"
"no i mean i want to make out with you"
"............. oh"
apparently
i found this out about 3 hours later
CRUSH A MAN