Basically I'm being killed dead by this thread. Only Obi-Wand Maul could be cute in a Stockholm/Lima Syndrome thread.
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Basically I'm being killed dead by this thread. Only Obi-Wand Maul could be cute in a Stockholm/Lima Syndrome thread.
Basically I'm being killed dead by this thread. Only Obi-Wand Maul could be cute in a Stockholm/Lima Syndrome thread.
Becky
It is KILLING ME TOO.
Year of the Cat
This just proves that enough proximity to Obi-Wan will make anyone a better person. Probably what kept Anakin on the straight and narrow for as long as he did.
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This is basically Beauty and the Beast where Maul just doesn't want to let Obi-Wan go for fear he won't come back if he does.
Becky
...that's a kind of beautiful analogy and I love it
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It's the Sith way: he's selfish even when he cares about someone and wants to put his own needs first. "You will stay here so you don't leave me!"
Becky
It works out. Not like Obi-Wan doesn't typically put uh. Everyone else first anyway, LOL
Year of the Cat
OBI-WAN, HAVE SOME NEEDS OF YOUR OWN FOR ONCE!
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But Maul balances him out since he thinks of almost no one but himself.
Becky
he has needs! For affection, approval, banter, tea, and NAPS
Becky
(Okay and mostly purpose and other people to need him)
One Winged
obi-wan is the Sith whisperer confirmed
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Becky
: PSH, I'd like to argue he should have better needs then tea and naps, but let's face it, those are important.
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One Winged
: He completely is. Put him in a room with a Sith for 24 hours straight and they'll come back out a different person.
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If they haven't tried to kill him already.
Becky
...lbr even if they have tried to kill him. REpeatedly.
Becky
might take more than 24 hours though
One Winged
it's so true
One Winged
he is the negotiator... and excels at it
Becky
Between you and me I think a lot of what gets to a lot of the Sith
Becky
is that there's not a lot of space to... get leverage with him?
Becky
like yeah yeah he's got anger and emotions but he is SO FUCKING ENTRENCHED in the light that there's just nothing to... grapple onto with him for them
Becky
but that's me speculating
Year of the Cat
True. Maul gets so frustrated with him that he's so incorruptible that he murders Satine just to get a real dark reaction out of him.....and it still doesn't work.
One Winged
that totally could be it
One Winged
Malgus is pretty indifferent. But obi-wan has been nothing but civil .. so it's kind of respectable
Becky
Yes and Malgus is going "You're a weirdo Jedi a lot" which amuses me too
Becky
Also I admit free well sometimes I"m faced with 'what if he turned' scenarios and I"m all "I'd have to go back quite a bit to make it work' and it's not like he's perfect (AT ALL) it's just like goddamn if he hasn't turned by ROTS he ain't gonna
One Winged
let's be real evil obi-wan would be terrifying and its best for the universe if that does not happen
Becky
He really would be
Becky
all that competence and efficiency and calm without warmth or compassion?
Becky
FUCKING RUN
One Winged
though there is that dark side obi-wan concept art from the old battlefront game
Becky
and it is GORGEOUS
Becky
I can do it. I just have to go back to like... clone warsish. Or earlier .
Becky
somewhere in the clone wars he seems to figure some shit out and kind of settle into BEING a good Jedi instead of TRYING to be a good Jedi
One Winged
Alleged Star Wars Battlefront 4 Concept Art Includes...
One Winged
theres a light side maul
Becky
Dark Obi-wan is dressed in literally anakin's clothes
One Winged
haha
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Some of these are awesome. And why does Leia look so fucking hot as a Sith???
One Winged
I dont know but she does
One Winged
Disney give me what if stories I beg you
One Winged
I don't care if they are as terrible as infinities were just give them to me
One Winged
I'll put up with more white suited vader
juliette lives
GOSH
Becky
annnnd you broke him
Becky
This concept really was perfect for them.
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One Winged
: Dude, my dream job is to be a writer for a Star Wars what-if comic series at Disney. I WILL GET THERE ONE DAY.
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Becky
: Heh, the irony of this being Maul always wanted to do it, and it turns out all it took to break Obi-Wan down was being nice to him.
Becky
YEP. I mean it's a specific kind of break but absolutely yes.
Becky
(Well in fairness keeping him captive for a while THEN being nice to him but whatever)
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AND NOW I AM DEAD. DEAD I TELL YOU. Me -> 
Becky
I WIN. Or something
Year of the Cat
Just you wait. I will kill you next. And then we will both be dead and not be able to thread anymore. Or thread from the afterlife.
Becky
I find this a highly appealing proposition. Being killed next I mean, maybe threading from afterlife . No more threading sounds sad
Year of the Cat
Guess we shall be the first people to RP from the afterlife. A new trend!
One Winged
as long as you both still rp with me I'm okay with you killing each other
juliette lives
GOOD LORD this thread is everything you two
juliette lives
just stab me right in the feels
juliette lives
I have feels about Star Wars after my whole entire life of resisting Star Wars feels and they're all because of RP and the newer canon stuff.
One Winged
that's how star wars is
One Winged
it pulls you under
Becky
It does. I resisted forever and then.....
One Winged
it's like the dark side only irresistible
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juliette lives
: hehehehe my job here is done! As long as someone is on the floor with me full of feels. 
Becky
YEp also dead
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Then we are finished. brb time to start RPing from the afterlife. Hope they've got good wifi in Purgatory.
Becky
But not from beyond the death of my internet 
Fucking thing crashed halfway through my tag in the middle of the night but ok. Now I'm ghost RPing
Fucking thing crashed halfway through my tag in the middle of the night but ok. Now I'm ghost RPing