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I'm not sure what I want to do
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I feel like I should have dinner but also I had a late lunch and I've been snacking all afternoon like a fool
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So I'm not hungry at all
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that's a big mood
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can't focus on RP
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can't focus on vidya
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too early to go to bed
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I'm gonna watch Star Wars Episode 1
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see if it's as awkward as I remember
Echo
Spoilers: it will be.
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that's fine
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After so much CG Star Wars there's ACTUAL HUMANS on my screen
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It's weird
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how is Qui-Gon not burnign his hands
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his fingers are like half an inch from molten metal
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This movie is UNREALISTIC
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Heya Jarjar
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Jar Jar is definitely a racist stereotype against SOMEBODY
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If Star Wars is nothing else
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it is visually inventive as HELL
EsperBot
Jamaican people
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that's who he's a racist sterotype of
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oh there we go
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god the force pushes look so wimpy
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The frustrating thing is that we KNOW Natalie Portman is a good acrtress
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But she's EXTREMELY flat in this role
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All Star Wars series are required by law to have R2D2 appear in it at least once
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The way droids are treated in star wars is so weird
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As simultaneously sapient beings and disposable appliances
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I'm so confused
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why they thought it was necessary
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to have Anakin be the one who built C3P0
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OR THAT ANAKIN WAS AN IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
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WOW
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Qui-Gon IMMEDATELY throwing Anakin's mother to the wolves
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THIS SHIT HERE is EXACTLY what Jaika and Myra are talking about
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"Here's a planet where slavery is common and they're all terribly mistreated."
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"We're going to save one of them because he's force sensitive."
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"What about the others?"
"What about the others?"
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He even says specifically that "I'm not here to free saves."
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slaves*
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Okay time fdor some motherfuckin' PODRACING
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Tusken raiders just
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takin' potshots
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i unironically love the prequels but they're...
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they sure happened
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This is a pretty solid race scene tbh
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Yippee!
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Mom: "I would love to go with you but if I do I will literally explode"
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JESUS Samuel Jackson looks young
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"Conceived by the midi chlorians"
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I forgot Palpatine was originally a senator from Naboo
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the Trade Federation guys are so goddamn scared of the sith
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Why is Anikin even HERE?
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I guess they don't REALLY have anywhere else to put him right now but like
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bringing a child on a cover ops invasion feels like a bad idea
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meh.
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gotta babysit space jesus.
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I mean it worked out
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The Darth Maul fight song is
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al good
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real good*
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AND THEN ANAKIN ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO SPACE
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you know, as you do
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This kid is gonna be the death of me
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But Anakin's acting aside
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this movie is much more watchable than I was expecting
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i swear the prequels are mediocre at worst
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t b h
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I love the standoff in this forcefield hallway
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like
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that's the Good Shit
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Obi-Wan is scared and tense
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Darth Maul is stalking back and forth like a caged beast
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and Qui-Gon is meditating like a zen master
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It perfectly encapsulates all three cahracters
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"Why is there a hallway with a series of opening and closing forcefield doors?" who careS?
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For the drama
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because shut up
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shut up is why
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whups bye Qui-Gon
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then like 30 years later
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Maul tries that exact same move on a much older Obi-Wan
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and it doesn't work and he dies
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you'd think he'd learn
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I mean
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it worked the first time
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...i mean, true
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Honestly
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Just in terms of choreography
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This big obi-wan/maul duel is one of my favorites in the series
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It's over, Obi-Wan
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Maul has the high ground
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Now this is podracing
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Wooooo
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Maul is dead and gone and we will never see him again
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Honestly not bad
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