Waiting in a line... but I've always landed Ravenclaw and I think we all know what Dirk is, probably,,,
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Waiting in a line... but I've always landed Ravenclaw and I think we all know what Dirk is, probably,,,
Waiting in a line... but I've always landed Ravenclaw and I think we all know what Dirk is, probably,,,
ƒιιɴᴅιsʜ
slow nod...
ƒιιɴᴅιsʜ
fish deranged
dirk is either a model slytherin or the world's worst gryffindor and i don't know which interpretation i like better
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
could also make argument for Ravenclaw tbh
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
he's a fucking weirdo
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Dirk is expelled.
fish deranged
LMAO
fish deranged
yeah that's probably the most correct
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
they don't expel you at Hogwarts they just send you into the forbidden forest to die
fish deranged
dirk voice bold of you to assume i DON'T want to go live among the centaurs instead of taking exams and shit
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
well exactly
𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕖
the outcome is feral centaur boy Dirk
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I'm home now and I can't argue this is perfect
Triktriktrik
Dirk reading about umbrige's fate: god i wish taht were me