heck i’m gonna also plurk about every DnD character i ever played and probably forget some since there are many that i’ve played for ONE SESSION

first one from when i was a babby was a halfling rogue that the DM made for me. he was named Matthias Olimar after the main characters from Redwall and Pikmin respectively. he had no defining traits because i had no idea what i was doing.

after that was a changeling artificer named Winston Klok, but i think i went with a changeling monk named... Volkyre Muchume, which i realize now is a very stupid name.

then i think it was Vladimir McBacon? human fighter who kidnapped a kobold and named him Krispy (the kobold) McBacon

fast forward to college and i just cut out the middle man and played a kobold crocomancer (druid that only uses crocodile-based magic) named Crocodildor the Crocomancer the Werecrocodile (after she became one) Smith

did a one-time evil assassin bugbear named Guts, who was very stronk himbo

had a custom class dude named Slom who was a demonologist who would adventure around and kill bad guys because he was a sadistic murderer and he wanted to do it in a socially acceptable way

uhh this is where shit gets hazy but i had another custom class that was a tsundere sunderer who excelled in breaking weapons and objects named Frederica Pele

my FAVORITE character i ever played was a “dorc” (half-dwarf half-orc) who was just an edgy nerd pretending to be an evil half-orc with a tragic past. he would use disguise self to make himself look more orc-like and he culturally appropriated worshipping Gruumsh. his name was Fargrimm Deathkiller and he was the shit

Jim Leader was a halfling ranger who had a swarm of rats named Kate as his animal companion. he was like a pied piper who would capture monsters/animals/people and keep them in his basement and make them fight eachother

i played an Ettin character with my ex where i was one head and she was the other. she played as barbarian Big, whose other head was John, before he went missing and was replaced with my character, the warlock Mackenzie (Mac for short).

i fucking forgot about Silky Smooth, who was a kenku before it was cool to play kenku

and lastly is Boy, the gender neutral lizardman who was basically just a puppy

every single one of these is an absolutely wild ride

SILKY SMOOTH DJDBDJSJDJ

lmao it sounds like a wild ride but only like three of them had any depth

I FORGOT about El Chupahuevo!!!

he was a bard luchador who beat the shit out of people with tamberines

*tambourines

omg hell yes