Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 10:33 PM
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S-Word Sunday! You know the drill folks.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:30 PM
Terrible Salem/Summer ships.
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:32 PM
Plot Twist: Summer's actually been imprisoned as Salem's, um... "comfort girl" for the past fifteen years.
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:33 PM
I say when there's probably ten cursed fanfics about exactly that
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:34 PM
Look. Salem has just needed some to chill out and watch netflix with
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:34 PM
And tyrian wasn’t the go to person
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:35 PM
What about Hazel
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:39 PM
Hazel has to take the bullet and distract tyrian
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:40 PM
Mmmm, and Emerald and Mercury are recent additions...
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:40 PM
Yeah, it checks out. Salem just needed another mom to hang with.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:43 PM
Mom’s night. Hazel babysits
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:44 PM
"Salem you've been having Mom's night for fifteen years now." "I'm thousands of years old, fuck you."
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:47 PM
This is a weekend get away for me
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:48 PM
Summer's actually hiding on the whale somewhere and she's going to sneak off and go find her girls in V8.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:49 PM
Don’t make her go back there. All salem watches are rom coma
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:49 PM
Coms
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:49 PM
She hasn't seen a good action movie in over a decade!
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:50 PM
And she heard superhero movies are coming back in!
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:50 PM
Poor summer
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:50 PM
And they’re good
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:51 PM
She really wants to see Birds of Prey.
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:51 PM
Huntress really reminds her of Raven.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:54 PM
Xiao-long, branwen and rose family outting to see birds of prey
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:55 PM
She needs this in her life.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:56 PM
Anything to have salem not play 50 first dates again.
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:56 PM
/sob
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:57 PM
Fifteen years of being tortured indeed.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:58 PM
She is a monster
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:58 PM
The pools of destruction warped her truly beyond any semblance of humanity.
Lea
@friedunicorn
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:58 PM
(Heh. "Semblance".)
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Sun, Feb 16, 2020 11:59 PM
Haha
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:00 AM
Salem just likes the trashiest of things
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:00 AM
Christmas rolls around and she just puts on the Hallmark channel for the whole season.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:01 AM
“Simply having a wonderful christmas time” echoes through the castle walls
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:02 AM
Summer longs for the sweet embrace of death
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:02 AM
... Which makes one more thing they can share! Yay?
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:02 AM
They’re bonding!
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:03 AM
Summer after fifteen years of this: You know Salem... maybe you should go outside for a bit?
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:03 AM
And that's how Monstro-Grimm happened.
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:03 AM
Thanks Summer.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:04 AM
I heard pinnocio was here. Summer really liked that one
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:04 AM
Penny: /is delicious
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:04 AM
Salem no you ate one of her daughter's girlfriends
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:05 AM
I mean... she seemed nice?
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:05 AM
If that helps
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:06 AM
That is the opposite of help- (Penny blows up Monstro-Grimm from the inside/causes it to vomit her up somehow)
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:06 AM
Oh right that's how Pinnochio ended
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:08 AM
Huh.
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:10 AM
Well there goes their ride home
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:17 AM
Flying monkeys are no where near as dramatic as the whale
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:17 AM
Huge downgrade
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:17 AM
At least she can still do the "Fly my pretties!" thing.
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:18 AM
This is true. Time to go summer
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:18 AM
/sob
Lea
@friedunicorn
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:19 AM
It was a nice vacation while it lasted...
Jabbers
@jjabarrett
Mon, Feb 17, 2020 12:19 AM
See you in ten years
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