My dogs are assholes. That is all.

At least they’re not cats. Cats are bigger assholes.

I love cats, btw, I just don’t have any. I have 4 dogs.

My cats are assholes as well.

Lmao

It's how pets entertain themselves.

If it makes you feel any better, my husband’s favorite (10yo Shiba Inu) follows me around from a distance to spy on me. She’s a catdog and is the biggest asshole of our dog gang.