Me: /idly checking seat maps on the airline app while on the way to work
Me: Oh hey, seat 1A is still open on all three flights! I should email my trainee quickly to make sure that they grab that seat-
Me: ...wait.
Me: ...I’m not training today. Right. Right...

I think that this might be my one trip a month without a trainee tagging along. >.>

ROFL. You're such a good mentor.