[Prisma!] okay but i NEED to app kairi now just so i can have the cr of her learning how to fight from certified idiot harrier du bois the detective NomenNescio

can confirm, the detective is a riot

up until he isn't

and then it becomes very concerning

Hey, man. He's not Certified. It takes money to be Certified.

He's just a normal monday to friday idiot that puts his shirt on one leg at a time.

Jason is going to have to unlearn a few habits

habits like raiding the supply closet of any building he enters that isn't somebody's house

or picking up random garbage and taking it home

There's so many things they can agree on
Like hoarding valuable garbage
And karaoke
And the fact that the world is dying