[meme] What would your character get mine for valentimes?

I feel like River will like Sweeney cuz he's very Jaynelike in his own way and she likes collecting people that remind her of crew members

Also letting River have a beer is probably a poor life choice XD

A copy of the Voynich Manuscript.

Oh you spoil him. And you're also gonna lose him for days while he works on decoding it

It's all right. He'll just hug him from behind and kiss his neck until he gets distracted.

noooo cheating D:

not that he minds

Precisely.