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@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:22 PM
So the guy next to me at work sure did just drink ranch dressing from the bottle.

I don't. Why.
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:23 PM
Like he has two giant bottles of water but no apparently this thirst can only be quenched by Hidden Valley
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@tiger_eyes
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:26 PM
Is it like...full fat ranch?
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@tiger_eyes
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:26 PM
The man is done.
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:26 PM
I dont know and I cannot think of a universe where investigating would bring me any happiness
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:27 PM
only further confusion
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@tiger_eyes
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:27 PM
I'd ask him "is that good?" XD
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@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:28 PM
also I stand corrected apparently it isnt even hidden valley
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:28 PM
Kraft
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@tiger_eyes
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:30 PM
2.5 grams of saturated fat in a tablespoon. o___o If he drinks the bottle...
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@tiger_eyes
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:31 PM
40 grams per bottle because there are 16 servings.
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@goodluckstarfighter
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:33 PM
For those times when your throat is feeling just a little too clear.
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:43 PM
Still just powering on through the bottle

no idea how he's not puking, because christ
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@dyads
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 2:43 PM
jesus christ....
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@komikbookgeek
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 3:24 PM
..............
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@komikbookgeek
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 3:24 PM
😨🤢
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@harlequeen
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 3:39 PM
Are you sure it wasn't a milkshake in a ranch bottle meant to freak you out?
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 3:41 PM
Positive.
Nox
@SaintCynicism
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 3:42 PM
Especially since it's one of the squeeze bottles and he's using it accordingly. I dont know any milkshake that wouldn't be thoroughly melted by this point
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@linatrinch
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 5:16 PM
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@linatrinch
Fri, Feb 7, 2020 5:16 PM
i agree, he's given up
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