Today has been super busy and everything exploded but I fixed it

major research project I told a coworker I could help with because I never have anything to do i am finally almost done with

the thing that exploded was my boss was supposed to get his phone last tuesday and it never showed up and the guys in charge of that were like

their only job is to manage our phone deliveries and I sent them messages for 2 weeks with zero reply on an expedited order for an SVP

I finally got a response this morning (he has to have his phone no later than tomorrow bc he's going to asia and his phone does not actually work)

"oh we show it was delivered on the 21st"
...... ok so ........ we don't have it tho.....
"oh yeah the guy who was supposed to set it up can't find it now"
????????????

They tried to tell me it must have been stolen

well can you expedite it and get a new one here
"I can try but I don't really have the capacity to hand hold deliveries"

sir this is literally your job

my boss called his boss' boss because he was l i v i d

an hour later magically I get a call "we found the phone you'll have it tomorrow morning"

geezus