[cat owner life] softly whispers "correlation is not causation" to vriska

she and nep knows where their treats are

but they're also where we keep the dog treats, some cleaning items, garbage bags, cookies...

so every time we go over to it, they think they're getting something

nonsense, every time you go there they KNOW they have a chance to convince you to give them treats

not me, but my grandmother, certainly

they know they can outright steal her dinner if she's not looking