
duck bastard
[cat owner life] softly whispers "correlation is not causation" to vriska

duck bastard
she and nep knows where their treats are

duck bastard
but they're also where we keep the dog treats, some cleaning items, garbage bags, cookies...

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so every time we go over to it, they think they're getting something

Azure ☪ Moon
nonsense, every time you go there they KNOW they have a chance to convince you to give them treats

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not me, but my grandmother, certainly

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they know they can outright steal her dinner if she's not looking