CChuuni
My bff from 7th grade works here and I am so alskdjalksdjalksdjas happy!!!!! o_o!!!!!
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ahahahahaah Imma put her to work VERY DIRECTLY (get it???? no??? anyway) and be like "SETTLE THIS DEBATE BETWEEN ME AND LUFFY-BRO"
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SO HAPPY THOUGH OMFG. I was thinking so much of my old friends and the first book I wrote and they're all innnnnnnnnnnnn it and yeeeesssss and omfg this is the one who even had dreams about MY DAD being mad scientisty and omfg he is gonna be like
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"whoa god is fast!!!"
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Because he was having a bad day and his normal magic was off and aslkdjaslkdjaslkdjalksdj AND YET
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This is bff who went into law and chemistry
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jfc tomorrow I'mma wind up crying with Sarah about Terry Brooks at this rate!?!?
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OH EM GEE I AM SO HAPPY LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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good you VERY MUCH deserve it after that
CChuuni
She didn''t just recognize my family and hunt me down, but she was also really excited and she just alskddjalskjdalskdj I LOVE HER AHHHHHHHHH
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SHE IS SUCH A GREAT FRIEND ROFL I Always felt bad for just failing to keep up with everyone but I felt silly being like "NOTHING TO SAY SHHH LET ME NINJA" but omfg she was SUPER INTO MMORPGS and Ragnarok and alskdjalksdjalskdjs Her basement was where we all tried to not wuss out on Stephen King binges
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And like ONE DAY I WENT WITH HER REALLY REALLY REALLY SLOWLY ON CRUTCHES BECAUSE I AM DUMB AND SHE IS AMAZINGLY PATIENT LMFAO
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It took me like an hour to do something a normal person could have done in 10 minutes because THAT DUMB
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alksjdalksdjalksjdalskjd
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Andrew Lloyd Webber
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like RIGHT NOW MY BRAIN IS JUST LIKE "HERE HAVE EVERY DOPEY HAPPY MOMENT CRAMMED IN AT ONCE"
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God she looks AMAZING too!!! :-D
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And I conveniently look the exact fucking same with bigger boobs??? somehooooowww
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She was the Lucy Lui of our Charlie's Angels' trio and I was the slut (Drew Barrymore)
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And Storm from X-Men. And just laksdjalksjdalksjd I live in a town of genuine geniuses btw, so she's one of many but I just loved her for like, knowing how to aggressively chill IF THAT MAKES ANY SENSE -- if it doesn't; imagine a town of workaholics /sob
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and being flagrantly like "You all work yourselves to death, imma not :-D"
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which is not CC Obviously
Mags
awww that's awesome!
CChuuni
alskdjaslkdjaslskjd OH MAN I SO -- this hospital all has Roman Catholics everywhere, I owe Luffy-bro a bet EITHER WAY
CChuuni
YEAH I AM SO HAPPY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE WAS SUPER SUPER HAPPY TOO AND LIKE "I MEAN I AM NOT GLAD YOU ARE IN THE HOSPITAL AGAIN BUT I AM GLAD IT IS MINE AND SEEING YOU AND AHHH"
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if we weren't both trying to be way too cool for this shit just imagine two fangirls squeeing "eeeeeeeeeeeeee" at each other and flailing for 30 minutes solids lmfao
CChuuni
things that happens when YOU STOP PUNCHING YOUR WHALE
Mags
please tell me this is a long term goal. that you will stop punching the whale all the time
CChuuni
lmfao I was telling Luffy-bro to be careful too, because he is not without God's plans either!!! And I was teasing him on Matthew Murdoch stuff and omfg
CChuuni
10000%!!!!!!
Mags
good.
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And he was saying he was a little lost -ish in that he has the PASSION about law and justice, but it's hard for him because he's Luffy not Matthew Murdoch and now I am just ??????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Because LAW CHEMISTRY FRIENDO OMFG
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Because I was saying, "fighting for native rights is VERY MUCH a legal battle now!!!" but he was saying he missed heaven basically (LOL) um to quote, "I keep trying to remember, the longing is a reminder to go to church!!"
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM JUST
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/FLAILS
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HAPPY
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holy shit
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like one of the people who didn't just know the real me but DEVELOPED ALONGSIDE ME aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Please don't eat my plant tree (Jonah Reference, look it up for those who don't get it) I swear I am nooooooooot just waiting for others to be smited -- RATHER LITERALLY I AM TRYING TO MAKE SURE NO ONE IS SMITED D: I SWEAR
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okay gonna stop telling YOU ALL THIS and chat her fucking ear off in text lmfao
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One more quick to my Dad so he knows because he needs it
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT STAR WAS THE ONE WHO WAS MY BACK-UP CAPTAIN IN COLOR GUARD HOW DID I JUST
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NOT CONSCIOUSLY REMEMBER THAT UNTIL NOW
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We did mock swords for PotC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THAT'S AMAAAAAAZING!!!!!!
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YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
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AND I AM SO REMINDED OF YOU BEING LYSITHIA RIGHT NOW IT'S HILARIOUS AND SAD!
CChuuni
oh no :-o
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I mean it's mostly funny lbr >>
MooseChangerPat
Girl pushes herself too hard
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oh that (LOL) I mean It's not like I read whole libraries or anything baka
CChuuni
You remember that my color guard was literally the one thing I didn't have naturally lmfao yes?
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although omfg moosey YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
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this?
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I didn't go upstate to spare you all from seeing me as a hot mess BUT
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(rofl)
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BELIEVE ME, I AM MUCH HAPPIER HAVING YOU HERE AND ALIVE
CChuuni
rofl I know. BUT THE INDEPENDENCE THING [smacks it like a lamp]
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play more three houses when you get the chance :-P
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:-P
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game is literally you
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IT IS lmfao
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I still see me as more Byleth but only because I'm not yanno
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LITERAL FUCKING CHILD I ONLY LOOK IT :V
MooseChangerPat
You are Lysithia, Byleth, and Edelgard. And I am your Dorothea
CChuuni
100% trufax lol
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on a lysithea note I am also kind of glass canon-y derp derp :V BUUUUUUT FWIW
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KEEP IN FUCKING MIND
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I thought I was permadamaged
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ala Lysithea
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BUT I AM NOT I AM IN FACT GETTING BETTER AND STARTING TO NEW CLASS :-o
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which I was telling Luffy-bro too because everyone assumes his RA damage is just permanent (see me and perma-scarred lungs)
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BUT WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS SO DON'T GIVE UP X-(
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Carpe diem, do dat fishing
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and bring down the SYSTEM, MAN
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I'm finally up on melatonin so I'm conking out but much love and joy <3333333333 re-explain to Dad for me if he doesn't remember Star as well as the boys (because D&D) she was the pharmacologist lawyer
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ergo
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his magic IS working (LOL) because she always was like "Mad scientist 2nd Daddy!!! " and horror movies marathons etc.
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although now you're making me think of Lysithea's parents jfc I'm fine
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AND ROFLMAO SPECIFICALLY SHE HAD DREAMS OF HIM LIKE LEADING US ON TIME TRAVEL CHEMISTRY ADVENTURES OMG
CChuuni
Which fits his Chemist Why thing roflmao
CChuuni
LOOK THE POINT IS
YOU CHANGE THE UNIVERSE JUST BY SURVIVING IN A GOOD WAY
AND THAT'S GREAT
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(LOL) remind me to show you the latest MBA chapter too
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mha
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stupid autocorrect
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okay rofl
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Luffy did mention that he thought America in MHA was very more WILD WEST-like because duh
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also hashtag cc things
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Star: My coworker was like "calm down! She might not even want to see you!! " and I was like "I DON'T CARE!!!"
CChuuni
this is the correct way (rofl)
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As Moosey, Sharon, Mags, etc. can testify the only way is to just be Tashigi "I'm coming too!" I'll be relieved, worried, and Ohana, but Never wait for me or worry about me licking my paw. Come the fuck to me and don't let me try to Smoker it alone lol
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HENCE THE BAT BOOBS THING BECAUSE
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Lego Batman movie is meeeeeeeeee
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and I remember now the day I went in for the endoscopy and wearing my batman shirt for inner strength and scaring the fuck out of the anaesthesiologist
CChuuni
but yeah basically I will be like "I don't need anyone" but yes I do. And the truth is Joker, I need your help to save Gotham too (drinking)
CChuuni
so ALWAYS JUST COME SEE ME DO NOT WORRY ABOUT A THING I WILL BE FLATTERED THAT YOU EVEN WANT TO I PROMISE AND IT OVERWHELMS THE OTHER THINGS
CChuuni
exception: zombie virus outbreaks esp. for moosey or Dad. But notice, even Dad I am like "come get me" when I am truly scared. EVEN I WILL DO THAT
CChuuni
but uh it will take litreal Batman levels for me to do it. Byleth things
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sooooo Byleth lmfao. My Dad is five-ever "miracle child" and touching my face CENSORED STATESIDE because he FREAKED OUT when I kind of died Poor Daddy. Remember too, I was literally born on his birthday and he was going to make me a mini-him :V
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Garp!Dad won't touch alcohol because his father was abusive af BUT THAT PART ASIDE -> Yeah lmfao.
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STAR! /holds up hands picture style
STAR!
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somehow it did not register for me that it was Star you were talking about
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LMAO
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Now you know
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She looks phenomenal
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I mean, extra
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Because she was always gorgeous rofl
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(LOL) Well I mean, so do you
CChuuni
Nah XD You just have to know what to look for in me
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despite being undead/reincarnated/regenerated
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Very XD
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God I WAS JUST THINKING TOO OF LIKE
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Star, Erin, Sarah, and me all loved fishing
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THE GIRLS rofl
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Btw, pretty damn tempted to sue your hospital for denying mom her service dog.
CChuuni
And there is a fishing game for rehab I'm looking forward to working up to and I will be like "PLAY WITH ME"
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since it's against federal law
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MooseChangerPat
just saying
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Okay it's a private hospital -- AND
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Double rooms
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so I think they're just super scared of liability
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Because he's never been out of control obvs, but imagine if the person after me had a reaction and NEVER KNEW WHY
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ALTHOUGH This was the "settle a debate between me and Luffy-bro" thing rofl
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obvs Star's on the pharmacology side but
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since she works for the hospital~~~
MooseChangerPat
private or not, their still not allowed to do thst
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they'rethat
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A person with a disability cannot be asked to remove his service animal from the premises unless: (1) the dog is out of control and the handler does not take effective action to control it or (2)
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the dog is not housebroken. When there is a legitimate reason to ask that a service animal be removed, staff must offer the person with the disability the opportunity to obtain goods or services without the animal’s presence.
MooseChangerPat
GDI it's too early in the morning for brain
CChuuni
I know dude I linked it I knooooooooow /pet
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omg Luffy and i were talking though like
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Robbie has clearly shown he's capable in both cases.
CChuuni
Mom is reverse Cruella De Ville
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... whay
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because she doesn't want puppies herself lmfao
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CChuuni
and she's like "look at my gorgeous pure bred, HAVE A PUPPY!!!!" but again
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CChuuni
doesn't WANT puppies herself she's like "oh god no, why would I want WORK?! I have a perfectly trained service dog thank you"
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and he nearly killed me doubling me over laughing so hard because she wants to be Oprah with his puppies
MooseChangerPat
sounds about right
CChuuni
YOU GET A PUPPY AND YOU GET A PUPPY AND YOU GET A PUPPY
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But none for herserlf because ew cooties
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good to hear Brian was able to give you good laughs
CChuuni
YES XD
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I told him to get off his butt and Matthew Murdoch more etc.
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And explained that
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I tried to come see you yesterday, but I went splat
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my health is teh shit
CChuuni
he recovers but then our mRNA is interfered with so we easily burn through any reserves but don't assume perma-damage because DERP GUESS WHO HAD AND WAS WRONG /two thumbs to self
MooseChangerPat
Did he bring you your switch?
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and I heaarrrrrd and that Mom went all the way to Outback
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He did!!!
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which reminds me to plug shit in ffff
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I was crazy out of it
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by the time Mom got there I was legit unconscious
MooseChangerPat
she went to outback?!
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when was this? why didn't I get any?
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????? I THOUGHT HE SAID THAT???? What did you eat last night weirdo?
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Because Mom def. said she was downtown getting you food fff but yesterday NO ONE communicated well
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Ted's Brian is a dumb, dumb
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tbf, he probably just saw/heard steak and assumed
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lol
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actually about the fries because he said mom convinced him to try some and he was stuffed
MooseChangerPat
I didn't get any fries... granted I tested shitty on the very idea
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rofl
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stupid CFIDS body
CChuuni
probably why they took them all
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look at you jealous of my health (evilsmirk)
MooseChangerPat
great, now I'm hungry
CChuuni
I was telling people yesterday that you were one of the reasons I came back to MA because I do stretches alone but it's BORING whereas with you around we try to just out pretzel each other when the other isn't expecting it
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YEAH HONESTLY DUDE ME TOO AND IT IS NOT LIKE I CAN GO GET A TEDS FOR BREAKFAST THANKS
MooseChangerPat
it's not fair CC... why are you healthier than me when you just recovered from a week of uncons- never mind
CChuuni
that was the other thing Luffy and I talked about -- Tim Hortons vs. Dunkin Donuts
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rofl
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I MEAN IF YOU SPEND 10 DAYS UNCONSCIOUS AND ONLY DOING BED REST...................................................
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RIGHT!?
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but I am jealous of your muscle memory
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my body would probably recover in many ways too if I stopped working it... at all
CChuuni
my fingers STILL feel like I'm shakey, slow, and at 15 wpm out of 120
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rofl right /s o b
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... that's fair
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SEE THIS IS THE SHIT I HAD TO COME BACK FOR BECAUSE
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ILU
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It's not just Mom and Dad, it's my Moosey and Luffy constantly yelling at me "BREATHE STUPID"
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that moment when you need to go to the bathroom but... health
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GO
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I don't have the strength
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fml, I may have to knock for help
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omg my poor roommate. She's recovering from a stroke and nearly 90 and WHEREAS HONESTLY MY HEALTH REACHED SO BAD I WAS JUST "diapers are fine " she refuses, but she isn't able to get to the bathroom without walker and help -- and so yeaaaaaah
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constantly
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Her brother is also a priest!!!
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/Moosey proceeds to punch the whale
CChuuni
See above: ALL THE ROMAN CATHOLICS IN THIS TOWN
CChuuni
Moosey don't punch Laboon
MooseChangerPat
CChuuni
God likes his whales
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And you love your audience
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I had a nightmare last night about giant killer sharks
CChuuni
awwwww
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I would have eaten them for you
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I will eat them for you
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and protect my moosey
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And one that sank the Titanic by pushing it into the iceberg
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as you do
MooseChangerPat
well... I knocked
CChuuni
Maybe Robbie will save you
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god even Robbie I just
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we both hiccup and forget how to breathe when we're excited
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wanting to bark
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so reminding HIM to breathe.... helps me breathe lmfao
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and ofc my goal for getting out of Whittier is 1) stairs daily and additionally as needed~
2) take Robbie on walks anywhere within 4000 steps-ish at any time without dying from it
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and then the OT on fingers and muscle memory I gotta do me but yes I will stretch you moosey
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also omg I am a vampire. I couldn't sleep because migraines for days and last night they upped my melatonin so I was straight out like a baby but my poor roomie didn't get any D:
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there, there
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Mom helped me get clothes and things
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and Robbie barked when he heard my knock
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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So... good job doggo
CChuuni
Robbie saved you
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GOOD JOB ROBBIE I mean that is literally his job rofl
MooseChangerPat
Right?
CChuuni
you are now cleaner than me but I have food
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ugh I don't wannnnaaaa butter my bagel I wanna shooowwwer and change lmfao
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maybe tea will help
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groooooodddddyyyy
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They took my IV covering off
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and the bruising is gnarlier than my color guard "Smacked self with a giant mock wooden rifle" days
MooseChangerPat
Oh hey, you want tea
CChuuni
I doooooo
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It's not a total personality change rofl thank fuck
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the speech therapist said I probably just had a bit of mouth stuff affecting me :V
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And that I definitely didn't need them XD I was like "I was the only one of four kids who didn't have any as a babby though so consequently I am the least clear of the four now!!!" But they still were like "YEAH STILL DON'T NEED US LOL"
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asdlkjalksjdalskjd
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I chew/shred my nails during migraines and you can see yesterday I had one because it's like "wtf happened to your nail -- oh"
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poor shredded left hand
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also SPEAKING OF STAR THINGS
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When you reminded me that allergies can make me hallucinate
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Star was the one who accidentally put perfume on me alksjdalksdjalksdj I LOVE HER XDDDD I am gonna talk her ear off later lmfao
MooseChangerPat
Also Mom wants to say hi to Star :3
CChuuni
SHE SHOULD ASAP ROFL
CChuuni
I told Star she should feel free to contact any/all of you at any odd hours because you've all gotten worse since I went to NY :-P
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